It’s the proverbial can of worms. 2000 lawsuits by former players against the NFL. Not only does it open the door to sweeping changes and billions of dollars in settlements, it also unleashes one of the great plagues against all mankind. The Lawyer. All 2000 plus of them. Swarms upon swarms of them. Personally I’d prefer locusts, or frogs falling from the sky, because, seriously, I’m allergic to lawyers.