112 thoughts on “Kids Say the Darndest Things: Broncos Caption Contest”

1. waaa waaaa waaaa waaa waaa waaaa

2. I don’t care where you look, you’re not getting those injury reports from me.

3. Oops. didn’t look quick enough and thought it was Mcdaniels…Need to think of a different one.

4. i went to chicago and i all i got was bad receivers and no o-line.

   or

   i wanted to go to the black and blue division to become black and blue from the sacks.

5. Bronco fans are terrible! They booed me just because I was 17-20 as a starter. Don’t they know I have a stronger arm than John Elway?

6. Who’s this Brian Urlacker guy I keep hearing about? He better not be mean to me or I’ll take my ball home and cry again!

7. And the first one who calls me “Da Dummy” gets 8 points off their fan rating!

8. I’m a cry baby! I’m a cry baby! I’m a cry baby!

9. I don’t need an o-line, I have a rocket for an arm!

10. Are the Broncos receivers better than the Bears receivers? Do I have wooden, um, legs?

11. All I want for Christmas is:

    A wide Receiver

    An Offensive Line

    A McDaniels appology

    For everyone to recognize I have a better arm than Elway

12. MOMMY! I want a cookie now! I wont talk to you if you don’t give me a cookie!

13. It’s Camp Cutler Time.

    It’s Camp Cutler Time.

    Lovie Smith and Cutler too

    Say “Denver’s a 6” to you.

    Let’s give a rousing cheer,

    Cause Camp Cutler’s here,

    It’s time to start the show,

    So Bears let’s go!

14. “A child should always say what’s true,

    And speak when he is spoken to;

    And behave mannerly at table,

    At least as far as he is able.”

    by Franklin Pierce Adams

15. “When I am grown to man’s estate

    I shall be very proud and great;

    E’en now I have no reverence,

    ’Cause I read comic supplements”

    by Franklin Pierce Adams

16. Those Denver fans suck, what makes them entitled to a winning QB.

17. And they call McD a dummy.

18. “I’m sorry – my bad. MY number is 6. Bronco Fans are a 10!”

19. “In order to become a real boy you must be kind and good, work hard and always tell the truth.”

20. Don’t worry, my favorite target is still the cornerback.

21. I’m sure going to enjoy completing passes to champ in a couple of weeks.

22. Sometimes I get real confused but my mommy says that it happens to everyone.

23. When my sugar levels get real low, I blackout and say the dumbest things.

24. Yeah, when the going gets tough. I get going. OOPS, can somebody change me.

25. I’m sure going to enjoy completing passes to Champ in a couple of weeks.

26. WHAAAAAAAA, I want my bottle!

27. Bears fans,

    I want you to know you can count on me as your quarterback. Unless something goes wrong. WHERE IS MY BOTTLE!

28. Wins? No, but I’ll lead the league in whines!

29. I thought you said Chicago was the Whiney City!

30. “As a quarterback, I’m like a 6”

31. “It’s better than what they used to do to me with their hand!”

32. I rate the Broncos a 6. Oh, sorry, that’s my IQ

33. My head is just as full of myself as it was in Denver.

34. When I grow up, I want to be a real NFL Quarterback.

35. SILENCE! Achmed the Dead Terrorist is my friend.

36. You want to hear something funny? I was wrong!

37. I miss Marshall already.

38. The playbook here is easy to follow, I just throw up…er, I mean throw it up for then to catch.

39. …so Josh tells me to take a hike. So I did!

40. Hard feelings? No, I have no feelings at all.

41. I play for the Cutler Bears. What do you think the “C” stands for?

42. My “Super Bowl Shuffle” is better than McMahon’s…

43. I’m a better roll-out passer than McMahon

44. Just like Jim McMahon, I was traded after a fall out with the coach. I’m doomed to go 6-10 this season!

45. Brian Urlacher is a dog! Cats and dogs don’t get along.

46. I can’t wait to get back to Denver for the preseason game.

    I know my old teammates will welcome me with open arms, the defense at least.

47. I can’t wait to get back to Denver for the preseason game.

    By then, I will not be playing in the preseason games.

48. I can’t wait to get back to Denver for the preseason game.

    Then, I will be able to have my head served to me on a silver platter.

49. I can’t wait to get back to Denver for the preseason game.

    I just hope I remember which sidelines to run to.

50. I can’t wait to get back to Denver for the preseason game. I hear the voices better when I am up there.

51. I can’t wait to get back to Denver for the preseason game.

    I want to see if my locker is just how I left it.

52. I can’t wait to get back to Denver for the preseason game.

    I plan to meet up with Josh and have a great laugh.

53. I can’t wait to get back to Denver for the preseason game.

    I will twitter what hotel I will be staying at so I can mingle with common folk.

54. You think his lips are moving now, just wait ’til our preseason game!

55. At least he’s not talking like a dummy.

56. One day I might grow up, but right now I’m just a blockhead.

57. If you think this crowd is tough…wait until August 30th

58. I like Urlacher he rubs himself all over me in practice.

59. What about the Williams from the Vikings, I can’t wait for them to be all over me.

60. Atleast now someone will shut my mouth

61. Can I come home now? Mr. Urlacher scares me.

62. Lies, lies, lie!

63. Now who’s little T.O.?

64. …and Drew Litton won’t leave me alone!

65. Good thing my nose doesn’t grow!

66. See, It’s still all about ME in Denver.

67. i meant 6…after the cash for clunkers rebate…

68. “Well what did you expect…with your cold hand down there… it gave me a brain freeze…It’s not my fault!”

69. “I would not be just a nothin’

    My head all full of stuffin’

    If I only had a brain”

70. I don’t just look dumb, I play dumb too.

71. I’m more than just a dumbie, I play like a dumbie too.

72. I’m more than just a dummy, I play like a dummy too.

73. You think you hate me? Wait until you see Kyle Orton in action!

74. Just wait until Josh starts pulling on your string!

75. The fans here in Buffalo are just better than those in Denver or Chicago…

76. I rode into town on a white horse to follow in the footsteps of a great quarterback. I rode out on a donkey to chase a thundering herd of truly aweful Bears quarterbacks. Now that takes talent.

77. OR

    Penthouse to the outhouse. What a ride!

78. McDaniel’s traded me because I said he gave me wood.

79. Hopefully there is whisk in that bottle.

80. Hopefully there is whiskey in that bottle.

81. I don’t have as much wood for the Bears receives than I did the broncos.

82. In two years I will cry myself out of Chicago and into the arms of another desperate team.

83. when i throw i visualize the reciver and the defense but i like to see how the defense runs so i know whats comming when the game matters, igive the ball to them

84. This is a story about the letter Jay… J as in JERK. J as in JUVENILE. J as in JACK#@%! Remember kids, when you say these words, they all begin with Jay!!!

85. When I grow up, I want to be like Mike Tomczak!

86. I wanna go home, I miss Brandon and Eddie!

87. (Singing in high pitched kid voice) My bologna has a first name.. its O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name its C-U-T-L-E-R. Come on Sing along!!!

88. Mr. MacDaniels was a big meany face and told me I needed more than just my big strong Elway arm. So I locked myself in my room and never came out!!!

89. Bus Cook, isn’t that supposed to be your arm up my back?

90. Pout, mope, whine! Pout, mope, whine! Pout, mope, whine!

91. This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys, nothing but Brandon, Eddie, Tony, the Ryans, Daniel and Casey. And if he has time, my Uncle Mike. Okay?

92. I’m drinking milk, and one day I’m going to be big and strong so that I can show Mr. MacDaniels what my big Elway arm can do!

93. Stop calling me a cry baby! At least I’m not a dummy…oh wait?

94. I don’t need anyone’s hand up my #$^*& to talk my way out of a career.

95. I want to be a future Hall of Famer just like Ryan Leaf!

96. “I’m not really a quarterback, I just play one on TV!”

97. To prove I have the best arm ever I just threw an entire fan base under the bus. I’m not even winded.

98. Hey, where’s my head supposed to go if your hand is there?

99. My 86.0 quarterback rating was better than 16 other quarterbacks last year, so I deserve to play for a better team!

100. I may be a cry baby, but at least I’m no dummy…..hey, what are you laughing at??

101. “Why didn’t you control me 4 months ago? I wouldn’t be in this dumb uniform with no offense.”

102. I hear one of my new receivers is actually a cornerback…I like throwing touchdowns to cornerbacks!

103. I hear one of my new receivers is actually a cornerback…I’m good at throwing touchdowns to cornerbacks!

104. I guess by the end of the season we will know who the “Dummy” really is.

105. Only a dummy would choose the Chicago Bears over Elway’s shadow.

106. It’s the strength of the arm that makes a great quarterback, not the strength of character.

107. With my legendary arm strong arm I am going to throw last year’s salary back to the Broncos so they can buy a D-Line.

108. With my legendary arm I am going to throw last year’s salary back to the Broncos so they can buy a D-Line.

109. I’m so in lovie with Coach Lovie.

110. Who needs character I have the Bears defense for that.

111. Who needs character I have “Da Bears” defense for that.

112. my talent is probably a 6 and my class is a 0