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It’s A Madden World!
This weeks caption will give you the chance to put words in Maddens mouth. Whether you remember him on the sidelines with the Raiders back when Broncos star Tom Jackson ran past him shaking his finger saying “it’s all over Fat Man” or you just love playing the Madden Football video game, this weeks caption should be a blast. Remember the rules. Be Original and Keep it Clean. Go for it. Let’s have some fun out there.
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BOOM!! I am retired!
“I did it mmyyyyy wwaayyyy!!!”
NOW it’s all over, Tom Jackson!
And with that stiff arm, the big guy on the left makes his break!
Shut up Al!!! Only Tom Jackson can call me Fat Man.
I’m taking all the turkey legs with me.
Turkey legs, here I come!
With props to Kyle and Rick:
Mothers, lock up your turduckens, Johnny’s free and he’s hungry!
Jay Cutler is the Super Bowl MVP!
BAM!! I got out of bed, got on the bus and WHOP!! I have decided to ride off into the sunset Al. Let me illustrate it for you……..
Derek stole my thunder!
“Boom, I’m out of here!”
“My life long dream, retireing the same year as Brett Favre!”
Thirty years in the booth:
“Hey Al, do you believe in Miracles? Yes! Er, I mean, Boom!”
“BOOM! Here’s a guy who knows when it’s time to retire.”
They passed the “Brady Rule”?!?! I’m outta here!
Bam I’MMMMMMMMMM out of here, Back to the Raiders I go!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boom, I’m outta here! Now where’s that Turducken!
“BOOM! Brett Favre retires, I retire!”
“BOOM” McDaniels says “No trade talks”
Then BOOM, Cutler says “I’m outa here !”
Then BAM, Bowlen says “Trade him”
Then, then, well its a done deal to the Bears.
How do ya like that !!
BRETT FAVRE! BOOM!
…and BOOM! I’m off to more turkey legs than a renaissance festival!
Hey Shanahan! Where’s the nearest golf course?
..and with that last call, WHAM! The booth’s all yours, Al!
A world without Brett Favre is one I want no part of! Boom! I’m out!
Al did you see that big ugly come out of the trenches, around the corner here, jook the back there and BAM! It was a blind side hit by F. Time that took me outta the game.
NO MORE CRAYOLA’S ON THE FIELD!
May auld acquaintance be forgot …….and auld lang syne
corrected
Should auld acquaintance be forgot …..and auld lang syne
see now here is a guy that wakes up in the morning, and…and…BOOM!!! gets off the bus here, and WHAM!!! throws you a curveball and decides to call it quits…Oh wait that was me
BOOM! Time for more video game royalty checks!
Good Morning from Omaha,
Cross my heart,
take off my tie…
Stick a finger in Al’s eye.
I’ll retire
but football won’t die!!!!
Now what, Caliendo?
Ah One! Ah Two! Ah Tree!
Take me outta da ball game…
BOOM!
Al, hand me the phone, it’s time to call it quits. It takes a big man to know when to hang it up and I am a big man. It’s best to retire when you are ready to stop working.
BOOM,I am going to be the next coach of the Raiders,and Brett Farve is going to be my QB.
Knock it off, Al. Me and the fat lady are singin’
Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre,Brett Favre….
I will return. Boom! I’m Back
See, you got retirement coming from the left here…..it makes a move here…..and then it’s in your face BOOM!
Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre!
Oh crap he’s gone and I can’t keep saying that!
I quit!!!
Hi, brother, please, help me.
What’s the most painful decision you made while drunk?
Thenk you. I am vaiting for answer!!!
BOOM. It’s time for a big ol’ vacation.
What happened here is that I decided to retire, and that is why I am retiring.
This big ugly is outa here.
Hello Man!. Just some more question. Realy, please, help me.
I NEED ALCOHOL HELP NOW !?
Thenk you. I am vaiting for answer!!!
The road to easy street goes through the sewer. Here’s a guy that’s been through the sewer. Here’s a guy retiring to easy street. BOOM.
I’m announcing one last face on the horse trailer. My big mug!
Turn the lights off – we’re done.
“boom”! you know al he is a smart player who makes smart plays…
BOOM! Sorry Al i’m going out on top like John Elway did!
Great news Al. Brett and I are opening a Turducken franchise called Bam!
(refinement of earlier post)
Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre!
What’s that Al? He’s really retired this time? I can’t say Brett Favre anymore?
I’m outta here!!!
MADDEN 2010! IN STORES AUGUST 2009! BOOM!
Boom! Al that’s how the big boys roll.
Boom! I am the greatest.