60 thoughts on “TGIF It’s Caption Contest day!”

1. I’m fine, Ma. We all know Broncos can’t tackle.

2. ‘Offseason conditioning’ my butt.

3. Well, there are worse ways to die…

4. This must be how Jay Cutler Felt

5. I’M NOT KYLE ORTIN!!!!!!

6. Mom, is this the big splash the Broncos need to make in the offseason?

7. Wow…is this what’s called a tackling dummy?

8. This Dove Valley swimming pool is crazy!

9. He won’t get me, mom. I’m a quarterback.

10. I’d be more scared if he was Karl Mecklenburg.

11. Of all the times not to have a surf board…

12. This Dove Valley swimming pool is rough!

13. It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s Brandon Gorin?

14. I’m okay mom, he’s just a rookie and doesn’t carry much weight.

15. But Ma, you have to admit thats a heck of a swim move!!!!

16. Daddy?

17. “Oh no, another new Bronco dropping into the pool!”

18. “That’s ok mommy….. me and my horsey will save the Broncos!”

19. Broncos defense? Whew, I thought this might hurt!

20. Yay, another Broncos season!!

21. The Broncos offseason all over again!

22. Mom, the good news is Karl is back. The bad news is he lost his way to Dove Valley.

23. Hey I am NOT Josh McDaniels!!!

24. Times must be tough! Karl is the new lifeguard here

25. “Man…This is DEFINITELY gonna hurt!”

26. Geez dad lighten up, you’re scaring mom

27. Yikes! Mr. Mecklenburg, you DO deserve to be in the Hall of Fame

28. Mom…I think dad’s taking this Fastasy Football camp to seriously

29. These family outings are getting really competitive

30. “I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener cause everybody would be in love with me”

    (The new Bronco’s theme song has all the players fired up!)

31. Nooo! I only look like Josh McDaniels.

32. Mummy I didn’t think Brandon Gorin was that big

33. Mummy said never to curse but oh boy.

34. I’ve heard of players “tanking it” but this is rediculous!

35. Looks like another Bronco just got released

36. Dove Valley in July really is slow!

37. Mommy, Why did you name me TOM BRADY!?!?!?!?!?!?

38. At least the Broncos did not have very far to fall this year.

39. The positive side of controversy is that it’s efficient. We used to wait until the preseason was over before watching the Broncos postseason hopes flop.

40. Mommy, is Coach McDaniels going to make everyone walk the plank?

41. With Brandon’s staus uncertain, the Bronx are working on some new fly patterns.

42. Who turned out the lights?

43. I thought the flop contest happens in the post season.

44. Nice swan dive in the shallow end of the pool.

45. At least I won’t have to watch them play this year.

46. The sky is falling

47. Scary cloud! Scary cloud!

48. How dare you jump on you new head coach! Off to Chicago with you!

49. Another tragic example for why the NFL season should start earlier!

50. I thought you told me the Broncos weren’t for real.

51. Don’t tell me the Broncos are gonna flop again.

52. Okay…who told the players where I was vacationing?

53. I shouldn’t of worn my Charger trunks!

54. Isn’t there a penalty for illegal diving?

55. I did not think McDaniels drafted anyone for defense.

56. Huh, another drop in air pressure. Look at the size of THAT hail.

57. “Laura, get me outta here! You know I’m no good at negotiations!”

58. Dad, I was talking about “The Drive,” Not “The Dive.”

59. Trust me…I used this drill with the Patriots

60. Mom, I just asked him to give me a “high five”