58 thoughts on “Caption contest”

1. Listen honey, Rule #1 is you don’t mess with the fantasy.

2. I’ll take them all, even if the NFL ones have just blank pages.

3. Do you take food stamps?

4. Will you take food stamps?

5. And 4 packs of batteries for the remotes, please.

6. If these don’t work can I get my money back?

7. Do you have anything on the Canadian Football League?

8. WHAT???!! I can quit anytime I want!

9. “Kind Sir, I will also be needing marshmallows, graham crackers, chocolate bars and kitchen matches.”

10. I’ve got a lot of catching up to do!

11. I’ll be rich once these become collectors items!

12. It’s cheaper than therapy..heh, heh.

13. Just got a text from Mr. Goodell. He said to get ready for football season because it’s coming!

14. You should see my halftime show.

15. Can I make a forward pass?

16. It’s a textbook operation.

17. It’s time to turn the page.

18. Don’t tell my wife, she’s down aisle 7 with the groceries!

19. I love it when my favorite produce is fresh in season…

20. Talks have been “optimistic”.

21. Can you put it in a plain brown wrapper?

22. I’m ready for my NFL “lock-in!”

23. #1: “Check out” what I’m buying

    #2: For most guy’s you say “fantasy” and they think “Playboy”. Now me………

    #3: What’s worse is that these are last seasons issues.

    #4: Can I pay for these with food stamps?

    #5: What makes you think I’ve been missing football?

24. Oh, and one more.

    #6: I still have stimulus money I need to spend.

25. Now that I brought every magazine in town, I can sell them to the guys in my league and be rich.

26. Let’s keep hope alive.

27. Footballs back baby!

28. I’m stocking up now to avoid the rush!

29. The definition of insanity is no football.

30. Are you ready for some football?

31. My sick wife asked me to buy romance novels; she didn’t say for who.

32. I was in Africa for the last year, it was great! By the way, why are there so many football preveiw books?

33. I am the walking definition of a “cockeyed optimist.” (as defined in “South Pacific”)

34. With the lock out going on, I told my wife I would go to the store myself.

35. I barely had room for my wife’s shopping list.

36. Happiness is a warm gridiron.

37. 1. Hey, how ’bout those Red Sox!

    2. Um, cleanup in aisle 3 near the magazines…

    3. Do you sell the Dish with the NFL Network?

    4. I’m hoping to find the Golden Ticket.

38. (singing) Its the most wonderful time of the year!!!!

    where footballs are flying and hits are a plenty and there is to reason to cheer!!!!

    ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!

39. This too shall pass.

40. I get my kicks, one way or the other.

41. Ah, dang it! I’m sorry I came back here again. It’s just a habit. I’ll go return all of these.

42. I will wait here like this until the lockout ends, thus proving my point that I can’t live without football! Hahahaha!

43. Huh, these aren’t all for me.

44. Maybe, I should buy some gum too.

45. This is the year I win it all!

46. The lockout ain’t over ’til it’s over.

47. Just in case the lockout’s not locked up.

48. Do you have layaway? I just got a disconnect notice from the cable company…

49. The wife told me we needed new wallpaper for the bathroom.

50. ‘Doc said I needed analysis.

51. If John Fox is a bust, I’m going to be ready to take the reigns

52. These are for my mother-in-law!

53. Now that the lockout is almost over, I’m getting locked-in!

54. I know one of these must predict the Broncos to finish in FIRST-PLACE!

55. Man does not live by bread alone!

56. That’s right Fantasy Champion coming through!

57. Yea baby it’s back!

58. I’m addicted to love.