102 thoughts on “Happy Caption Contest Day!”

1. Really wish they’d start making these with velcro letters and numbers

2. “How much do you think I can get for this on eBay?”

3. Get me my Tulowitzki jersey. At least with it I know what I’m getting.

4. I’ve found Jesus.

5. What do you mean there is still an Elway jersey in the frame downstairs?

6. There’s a man going around taking names

   And Elway decides who to free and who to blame

   Everybody won’t be treated all the same

   There’ll be a golden ladder reaching down

   When the Dolphins comes around!

7. I might keep this one if it were autographed.

8. “Blame it on the lockout.”

   also

   “I thought I’d tossed these old ones already.”

   also

   “Is the burn ban still in effect?”

9. I can understand you wanting to throw away my jersey collection but… where are my pants?

10. At least I’m not burning them.

11. This isn’t what you meant by spring cleaning?

12. “But Honey, this is so 10 minutes ago…”

13. At least I never wasted money on Griese or Quinn jerseys!

14. No, I swear this time it is the next coming of Elway!

15. Does it stay or does it go??

16. I know… I know… you kept telling me to not buy the authentic jersey’s….

17. I guess I could sew on an “M” and hope Craig Morton comes out of retirement?

    or

    Hmmm… Doesn’t Kyle have a younger brother?

    or

    I promise you this is it… If Tebow doesn’t stick with the Broncos, then you can throw me out!

    or

    Oh honey look at this! Even the garbage man doesn’t want these!

18. Until the NFL licenses hair clippers and bronzer, I am just going to groom my back hair for the Broncos’ QB jersey.

19. I don’t get it, not even the garbage man will take these.

20. you know what they say…Garbage in, Garbage out!

21. It’ll be cheaper if you just shave a 7 into my back hair.

22. Next time, just give me a tie.

23. What, you’re always telling me I need to change my style!

24. Jeez, If I Still Had My DeBerg and Griese Jerseys, I’d have the winning Power Ball Numbers.

25. I feel as indecisive as the Broncos. Do I keep him, or do I trash him?

26. I keep adding and subtracting these numbers and they NEVER equal 7!

27. I’m having a yard sale. Selling all of these to save up for the Andrew Luck jersey next year

28. #1: I miss the old orange jersey’s. It had the magic to even make these guy’s look good.

    #2: I told you. Even Goodwill turned these down.

    #3: I’d put them on the dog but I don’t believe in animal cruelty.

    #4: This should remove the stink from the house.

    .

29. “Remember we used to wake up and know who our quarterback would be”

    or

    ” to think that #7 jersey lasted 16 years”

30. Which one of these make me look skinny?

31. I should try out for the “Quick Change” halftime show.

32. Switch from the Avalanche goalies, you said…

33. I miss #7. That number never went out of style.

34. No, it’s not their plot to help guys hide growing beer bellies.

35. What, this isn’t what you meant by “changing of the seasons”?

36. It’s time to go buy another garbage can.

37. You know what they say when the ashtray gets full…

38. I’m not throwing it out. I’m recycling it.

39. Dust off my ol’ #7. Elway’s decided to come down and play himself.

40. Which one of these do I file under “Brister, Bubby”?

41. Honey, it’s just simple math!

    The difference between 15 & 8 is,,,,,???

    7!!!!!!!

42. You should see the poor guy at work…he’s a Raiders fan.

43. I miss John

44. This one would look good on your mother!

45. I know if I throw it away now, he probably start the whole year!

46. Do I half to throw Orton away? He’s still on the team!

47. Do you want this one? He’s still on the team!

48. Why do I have the feeling that I’ll just be throwing out the other one of these two this time next year?

49. this is the 5th time this month i have thrown em out and the garbage men just keep leaving em!!!

50. I dunno…just paint me orange and blue.

51. I guess I can take it out as Orton is still on the team… for now.

52. I swear this will be the last one! For now.

53. It’s not that hes gone, I just like the Tebow one better.

54. I’m giving away the shirt off my back, more than these clowns ever did.

55. add a “that’s” to it.

56. I still think I am better than any of these guys.

57. It”s HOPELESS Dear, no matter how hard I try to add or subtract, I can’t get any of these to add up to 7

58. The GOOD, the BAD, and this situation is UGLY!

59. I should have invested in Gold!

60. “Keep it up and I’ll buy a jersey with your name on it. The Broncos will have you in Cleveland by next week”

61. Even Goodwill doesn’t want the old ones…….

62. Sorry, lady, but something smells out here…

63. Well, I could be like that one guy, and just wear the barrel.

64. I gotta do something to keep the squirrels out of the trash.

65. Are you sure this is where you want me to store these?

66. I don’t know why the trash man wouldn’t take these.

67. OK, I’ll go .15 for the Orton, but I’m keeping the Tebow.

68. You got anything better than this?

69. Which one of these will wax my Jeep best?

70. That’s right, lady, I’m Kyle Orton, and I’ll even autograph this one for you if you buy the rest.

71. Are you sure Mr. Bowlen is throwing these away?

72. I can’t make a decision, either.

73. Throw in a Tensi and a Liske, and you got a deal.

74. But, what happened to the “M” ?

75. Who’s Steve DeBerg?

76. You think I can fool them?

77. Yeah, I need a running back, too.

78. It’s not true I change jerseys as often as I change underwear!

79. It is time to hang another up another jersey in the ring of shame.

80. At least I never bought a Brady Quinn.

81. “This is a lot easier than it will be to get my matching tattoos removed”

82. Every season I get taken to the cleaners.

83. What? Tebow is the chosen one.

84. Numbers and letters that stick on with Velcro? That’s just crazy talk!

85. This number looked better on Gary Kubiak

86. I don’t have the guts to wear this one.

87. Even’s odd and odd’s even.

88. Throwing these out makes me down in the dumps.

89. There’s still some Goodwill here.

90. They’ve been sacked and canned.

91. I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.

92. Let’s keep a lid on this.

93. It’s a cinch he’s in the bag.

94. I want to hang this up, do you have a hook?

95. It’s wash and wear, except it’s washed up and worn out.

96. This one looks like the best of the bunch.

97. “Don’t throw this one out. I can still sell it to someone in Maimi”

98. It looks like this one might be in fashion again!

99. Thank goodness I never had to do this with my Elway jersey!

100. Out with the old, in with the new….or is it, out with the new and in with the old?

101. What?!….the Broncos can’t decide which one either!

102. WHAT!, Ubaldo has been traded? It is getting expensive to be a sports fan in Denver!