54 thoughts on “New Caption Contest!”

1. He’s getting a head start in case the season starts late.

2. You should see the size of HIS unemployment check!

3. We were just getting ready for Monday night Football !!

4. Don’t Worry he will only be here for 8 weeks plu the NFL Network reruns.

5. Don’t Worry he will only be here for 8 weeks plus the NFL Network reruns.

6. We’re scouting for next year. “Columbus Ink” is on followed by “Bait Car” hosted by Jim Tressel.

7. Is it me, or does my wife look like across between Jon Gruden and Bill Cower?

8. Contract negotiations are rough on everyone.

9. Thanks to the players and owners, I don’t think he’ll ever get off the couch.

10. I’m optimistic that he’ll come to his senses before the 2012 season.

11. Turn out the lights toots, the party’s over.

12. Why look surprised? He’s doing nothing either.

13. But I thought you liked art reflecting reality.

14. And you thought that the lockout was a mess.

15. We’re training! First Mqddens Tur-duck-en and then the owners and us are going to eat the goose that laid the golden egg!!!

16. He says he’ll do something when the NBA and NHL seasons are finally over. It’s like watching paint dry in the humidor.

17. You object? Sustained. Watching a courtroom just isn’t the same.

18. #1: *sigh* If only he’d disappear like Labron James in the 4th quarter.

    #2: He’s still less annoying than your mother. Eats less too.

    #3: Would you believe we’re rehearsing for the new “Animal House” Movie? He’s Bluto and I’m Flounder.

    #4: We’re practicing for this years Super Bowl party.

    All the best

    Louis

19. I promise he’ll behave, he signed the personal conduct policy.

20. This is nothing, you should see the guy who got stuck with the Owners.

21. If you let me keep him, I promise to clean the bathroom after the random drug testing!

22. It was either this or a free kitten.

23. Honey, can you get me a beer? He stole my last one and my desire to get up.

24. The poor guy seems to have come down with a severe case of INERTIA.

25. I’ll put him out with the trash in the morning.

26. ‘Tis the season to be jolly.

27. How ’bout those Canadians, eh?

28. Do we bear a striking resemblance?

29. What a gas.

30. At least the pizza joint delivers.

31. Phew…where’s the fans?

32. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz…

33. Would you like an instant replay?

34. It’s cheaper than season tickets!

35. Ok, fine! I’ll ask him to wear boxers.

36. Sorry Honey, we’re both sick from the lockout.

37. I am the only member of his Entourage that he can afford to keep right now.

38. At first he was cool, until he asked for more money and not play.

39. Would you please start working!!!!

40. We’re expanding our repetoire.

41. Don’t just stand there…feed us.

42. It’s all over, but the belching.

43. Unemployment is hitting everyone these days.

44. But you can’t lock US out!!!!!!

45. He’s still a better influence then my brother.

46. I told him I knew what it’s like to be locked out of my house too.

47. Mark my words. We’re gonna need a bigger couch.

48. Negotiating room’s worse, except it’s full of baby toys.

49. I’m answering my true calling to be Patron Saint of Lost Causes.

50. He says he won’t go back to work until he’s sure he’s gotten ALL the TV revenue.

51. Made $8 billion a year. Employed thousands. No job. Can you blame him?

52. Can’t he just sleep on the couch until he lands a new job?

53. Dear Drew,

    Was just checking the entries and noticed that the first 50 are missing. So I’m writing what I remember of my captions again just in case they got lost.If you got them in an archieve I’m sorry for re-sending them but I think one of my captions has a good chance of winning and I want to make sure you see it and I wanted to add a few new ones.

    #1: *sigh* If only he’d disappear like Labron James.

    #2: He’s less annoying than your mother…..eats less too.

    #3: We’re rehearsing for the new “Animal House” Movie. He’s Bluto and I’m Flounder.

    #4: It was either him or Ubaldo Jimenez.

    #5: How long until the Winter Olympic’s again?

    #6: *singing* One more bottle of beer in the fridge *hic* one more bottle of beer…….

    #7: You think this is stupid? We’re also watching Denver Outlaw lacrosse.

54. 1. Wasn’t the plan once he became a professional football player we were going to live in is house.

    2. Hey Bud, that’s my line.

    3. Sorry honey, I thought that NFL Season had more respect then this.