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New Caption Contest
The Rules:
1) Be original
2) Keep them clean
3) Enter as many times as you want
4) Enter only on the blog please (www.drewlitton.com)
5) Have Fun!
6) Tell your friends to enter for braggin’ rights
6) Have a great Weekend!
Deadline is next Thursday at 5 p.m. MDT
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“Nancy Grace thinks you have an addiction!”
“After 120+ days I’ve decided to file a missing persons report!”
If I hear one more word about the NFL Lockout, you will be locked out of this family.
“Honey, That Amber Alert was for You!”
Harry! This is not like looking at election night returns, it is more like waiting for grass to grow. Let Jr. watch Seseme Street.
This isn’t what I meant by a staycation!
“Doesn’t France have that Bicycling contest going on?”
“It only took me 64 days to get over Oprah!”
“Isn’t Ocho Cinco crab fishing on the Recovery Channel?”
“Why is your Maxim magazine stuck to the dogs hiney?”
“You should have thought about your verdict a little bit longer Honey, the Dolphins are still in a can!”
“657 channels on TV and your still waiting for the Redzone?”
“I just heard Casey Anthony’s a free agent!”
“Why are we still in the 1980’s Drew? Does anyone under 30 know what a TV tray is or looks like? And why am I dressed in a shower curtian designed by ‘@’?”
“The Broncos just called and think you are the run stopper they need on the defensive line!”
“As I’ve always said….Stupid is what Stupid does?”
Don’t choke on your cheese, Howard. There isn’t a team in the league that would sign Favre to play again.
Rockies? U.S.A. Soccer? I guess I can live with this!
Another episode of who want’s to be a millionaire!
And the players claim that *they’re* suffering!
The NFL finally found something to keep his attention during the off-season
Put the NFL logo on it and the fans will watch no matter what.
I wonder if the reporters ever get tired of finding new ways to say “nothing happened today.”
Worst part? It’s not just on Sundays.
and son, this is an example of moving at the speed of a glacier.
a pop in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other is NOT an example of a balanced diet!
Being fat,drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, but in the NFL that’s ok.
“Speaking of Lock-out Updates; My mother just moved in to your den and changed the locks on the door. So get Comfy!
“We’ll have a new Space Program in place before this lockout ends.”
^ P.S. – Good luck to the crew of the Atlantis today on their final mission
Hey, beats watching the Broncos lose
Oh No, here comes another Casey Anthony
When did they change the test pattern
It’s like I don’t even exist!
Daily staring contest. I bet the dog gets his pizza before Daryl gets football.
Well this is more interesting than those preseason games.
Maybe it’s time I locked him out.
You sure you still want to follow in daddy’s footsteps?
I’d complain, but I was just watching the NBA lockout channel.
This is what happens son when you swallow the remote!
Two wars, the debt ceiling crisis, deficit debates, unemployment….we all need a little diversion son!
Maybe he would finally cut the grass if I put the TV on his mower.
There might be something to these end of the world predictions.
No, we haven’t lost him. Fido just wants the pizza.
Go to bed, Junior. Dad’s about to switch from denial to anger.
Well Bobby, call Pizza Hut and order another one, he’s going to be there for a while.
I think the end of the world had more truth, then them saying there will be an NFL season this year
Change the channel, Tim Tebow is on The View today.
This is just his spring training for watching the NBA lockout.
“At least before, he was watching actual sports…”
I’ll give you a hint how it ends. Everybody but you makes money
Just Great!!… he went comatose like this when they scrambled the Playboy channel and it took to the playoffs for him to snap out of it
#1: I’m missing World Cup soccer for THIS????
#2: If he orders any more pizza this family will have its own debt crisis.
#3: I miss that fat football guy already.*
*referring to an earlier caption contest you had.
#4: If this keeps up I may become a fan of lacrosse.
#5: Too bad I can’t have him “locked out” from the TV
And he complains about the soap operas that I watch?
Looks like your father fell off the Rockies bandwagon again!