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New Caption Contest!
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1) Be original
2) Keep them clean
3) Enter as many times as you want
4) Enter only on the blog please (www.drewlitton.com)
5) Have Fun!
6) Tell your friends to enter for braggin’ rights
Deadline is next Thursday at 5 p.m. MDT
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I know DirectTv includes the NFL package with our subscription, but hope you didn’t throw out that digital TV converter.
we are going to have to cut down on the sports package for the cable, we are getting rid of the golf channel, motocross, autoracing, tennis, baseball, basketball, little league sports and I know you are going to hate this one….. THE SUMO WRESTLING CHANNEL.
With this cable bill every NCAA team gets the death penalty.
If you want to see a fight, I’ll give you one for free.
Your NFL TV plan is now in a lockout period.
We can’t afford season tickets anymore. We’ll have to give them up.
No…. you cannot take a loan out on your 401(k) to pay for the NFL ticket!!
Sorry….but you don’t have enough money to pay for that Tim Tebow jersey you wanted.
The check for your THREE fantasy teams bounced.
no more $100 donations to the Los Angeles Dodgers!
“We’re cutting cable. That means no more NFL Network, no more ESPN, and no more Monday Night Football.”
(On a side note, while the above statement is meant to be for your cartoon, the inspiration behind it is my real life.)
Budget says watching football is ok as long as there is no beer, no chips, no dip and no bathroom breaks.
That’s your choices. Give up chips or ESPN.
My mother is leading your fantasy league.
Beer or NFL Direct. One or the other.
Mother is coming to stay with us so the NFL Ticket has got to go!
The check to Sports Illustrated bounced. So no “Swimsuit Issue” for you next year.
Mom says that she will give us the loan….in exchange for the season ticket rights.
Honey it was either sell the kids into slavery or get rid of NFL Sunday ticket
You’re 2012 Broncos Tickets are here… you have to pay full price for all eight home games!
We can’t afford sunday ticket anymore.
stop crying, the 2011 denver broncos cheerleader calender is toooo expensive!
if you want direct tv, get a second job !!
I guess your sister wasn’t kidding by saying she was getting married during the game.
Oh quit crying. You’ll still get to see your favorite players on Dancing with the Stars for free.
GamePlan and Sunday Ticket had to go. I was able to keep the Lifetime channel though.
We can’t afford Fat Tire anymore, so I’ve signed you up for a home brewing class. It’s that or the generic “BEER” in the white can.
I sold the season tickets to pay for the kids school clothes.
This is the “Husband Lockout” you’re not allowed in until we can reach a financial compromise!
If you’re going to act like you’re at the stadium then I’m giong to charge you stadium prices!
I’m sorry honey, the bank refused your loan request. They said a Tebow jersey is not a sound investment.
We can’t afford to keep the Dodgers anymore. You need to sell the team.
I’m sorry that you just lost your job. But we can’t afford to buy season tickets for next year.
No Honey,
We cant afford to buy tickets to every game this year in the hopes that Tebow starts one of the games
After this last bill, I have two words for you…”Basic Cable.”
The mortgage payment was less than all of your sports packages…guess who won?
No cash, no credit, no cable.