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TGIF it’s Brandon and Josh Caption Contest Day!!!
Welcome to another caption contest day. Put on those thinking caps and start sending in those captions. This week it’s all Broncos with Brandon and Josh spending a little quality time. Good Luck and Good Captions!!
Here’s Da Rules:
1. Keep ’em clean
2. Be original
3. Leave your entries in the comments section
Here’s Da Prizes:
1. Grand Prize is the original with their winning caption.
2. Runner-ups get a Starbucks gift card
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If you watch ’em for me the second half, I’ll pay for dinner all season long!
both are in time out till they can grow up
The Teddy Bear has more brains than the two of them combined.
My wife is easier to handle when she has her period!
Mr. Bowlen had to put them both in a time out.
Hey Graham what did Marshall do now?
What did Marshall do this time?
Marshall is unhappy because McDaniels took his bear full of money.
Pat had that installed so that they would hopefully play nice.
I bet that this is going to be about as effective as Kyle Orton.
PSSST, gimme a hand and we’ll flip it upside down on ’em
Who’s more childish… The gimpy whiny wide-out or the coach trying to prove the Orton/Cutler trade was GOOD?
Mr. Bowlen said that if they don’t get along in there he’ll send them both to bed without supper.
“Word is they can’t come out until they can make eye contact without screaming!”
Mr. Bowlen is sending for Jay Cutler to act as mediator.
Word has it is that they have to stay in there until their moms come and pick them up.
I heard this is supposed to help their ‘trust’ issues.
I’m telling you now, I’m not going to be the one to change their diapers.
This is how Bowlen got Cutler to perform last year.
I guess Baby T.O. was a fitting nickname…
Two children enter, hopefully they both will leave.
One can’t leave till he learns to read the playbook. The other till he learns tact.
This could be a very long season.
What was Bus Cook’s phone number again?
I just hope they don’t turn it into a WWE cage ring smackdown.
I guess this is the latest attempt to sell tickets. Baby death match during half time.
Oh great. Now I’ll never get that sportscenter highlight!
You distract Marshall with this twenty and I’ll give Josh a candy bar and then we can get the teddy bear.
Its a new version of “MTV Cribs”…….
The good news is at this rate, they’ll both be gone by next season.
They both flunked Potty Training Camp.
If we give Orton the nickname “Binkie” think we can get him thrown in there too?
This is the real reason for the Cutler trade. We didn’t have any more room in the crib.
I heard they are going on the Dr. Phil Show next week.
What did the teddy bear do to deserve that?
We’re making progress. Last week we had to put them in straightjackets.
This is why football needs penalty boxes.
Smells like someone needs changing. Your guess is as good as mine…..
I’ve heard this is how Randy Moss was tamed…
Gave up Cutler to adoption… Still tryin to raise this one.
Brandon won’t play until he gets more money and coach took Brandon’s teddy and won’t give it back til he plays. This is Mr. Bowlen’s way of handling it.
Uh oh, this looks familiar.
Would ya look at that,I heard one was spitting his food while the other was busted writing on the wall in crayola it said “I hate JOSH”.
Mr. Bowlen is trying a different approach to resolve this problem.
Is this the “Patriot Way”?
No wonder Belicheck helped Josh pack his office.
After film, the incident was during their naptime they were throwing applejuice and goldfish! Now thats what happend.
See what happens when you dont hold hands at the crosswalk.
They just dont get along at recess.
Should we tell Brandon he’s big enough to just step out of that thing or just let him suffer?
He was demoted to second string for having difficulty adjusting to the routines and procedures of the full-day Kindergarten program.
Don’t tell them, but I lost track of which got the suppository and which got the binky…
It’s a cage match for children.
At least they’re not as bad as cutler.
Hey what stinks Oh! I think McDaniels needs a change
Maybe we should save the teddy bear, before they really act up!!!
“If it helps us win, I’m all for it!”
“Mark my words, if we start winning, this will be the hottest thing since the REdskins ran the counter trey”
“Dr. Phil told them to get in touch with their “inner child”, but this is taking it a bit too far”
“Coach told him new shoulder pads won’t fit in the budget this year.”
“I also heard Bowlen changes their diapers during half time.”
“Their contract says they also get extra pudding for each win we get.”
“It could be worse. We could be in Minnesota with Favre.”
“I just wish they’d kiss and make up…”
“If they miss nap time, we’re in trouble!”
I’ve decided to play bad on purpose and hope I get cut.
I sure do miss being the 3rd string long snapper for Oakland.
I’ll give you $100 to sneak over and snatch that teddy bear out of his hand.
Is it just me or do you hear Veggie Tales coming from that headset?
They tried this with me and my ex-wife in marriage counseling. Didn’t work.
Let’s toss a Tootsie Pop in there and see what happens.
“Hey I’m not changing both diapers!”
Marshell tryed to drop hints with the bear and McDaniels hit him with it, now they have a timeout
This one is really going to get my Twitter hits up!
err, make that “this is really going to increase my twitter hits”
If we have to watch The Little Mermaid at halftime again I may retire.
Dumervil just heard the post-game meal is at Chucky Cheese.
In my fantasy league I would send them both to the Bears for Lovey Smith.
Marshall’s lucky this is the closest he got to being locked up.
I’m confused, did we just call a timeout or are they both in timeout?
(Messed up on those tags, let’s try that again!)
I’m confused, did we just call a timeout or are they both in a timeout?
I hate that Mr. Bowlen opened a childcare program this year.
Teacher says they don’t play well with others. Could you imagine what would happen if she caught them running with scissors?
That poor bear.
Half this teams problems will be solved if we can convice Pat to replace the teddy with a grizzly.
The fans chipped in and bought them the playpen.
Suddenly I find myself missing the Reeves-Elway fued days.
I hear Bowlen has called in Super Nanny to settle this.
…and I thought being in Shanahan’s DOG HOUSE was bad.
Isn’t that where Cutler was moping before being traded?
“You better not cry,
Better not pout,
McDaniels is making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who’s naughty and nice.”
“Hey, I thought Marshall was acquitted.”
I think Bowlen is going Al Davis on us.
So this is the new Marshall plan?
“I’m glad to see Coach invited Marshall over to his new crib.”
The players chipped in after Coach registered at Babies “R” Us.
I wish they would just have a Stare Down to see who gives in.
“They’re waiting for openings at one of the Teddy Bear Day Care Centers in Chicago. “
The bear has a better chance of playing before Brandon.
They have “daddy” issues. They both think that they are the “Man”.
See what happens if you are spoon fed your whole life.
They just found out we don’t have the same marriage laws as they do in Massachusetts.
I’d give my signing bonus to be the operator of the Kiss Cam now.
It’s Baby TO and Baby Mac!
Coach is trying to get into Baby’s TO’s world…he’s calling himself Baby MacD now.
Remember the old days when “time out” had a completely different meaning.”
I’m not really sure who’s worse for this team.
Something tells me that football isn’t the game that’s on the minds of these two.
Maybe we shouldn’t have told Brandon what the coaches said about his acquittal.
Ya think Shannahan’s having a good laugh right about now?
“I’ve heard of ‘trying to reach a younger market’, but this is ridiculous!”
“Are you ready for some foot bawl?”
Worse thing is…neither one is POTTY TRAINED!
One of ’em stinks and needs to be changed, but there’s no way I’m going in there to find out which one…
“Anybody got a hose?”
I’m going to ask for babysitting pay in my next contract.
McD just traded our 6th rounder for a baby sitter, but then Marshall just slapped her….
McD just traded a 6th rounder for the Randy Moss Extreme Makeover person from New England, but then Marshall slapped her….
The PR guy says if anyone asks, we have to say, “we are happy that the organization is settling things internally.”
“Anybody got a water hose?”
Mama said to try stickin’ them in the play pen for a while to see if they can get along…
“This year instead of Broncomania we have Broncobabyland!”
Do you think we could get Mr. Bowlen to trade both of them for Bill Cowher?
They are pissy because Orton hears a BOO and they don’t
“Can you get me ROCKIES tickets ?!”
Mr Bowlen is trying to teach “the coach” how to speak and “the player” how to shutup.
Maybe they should go join Jay in Chicago
“And neither one will leave until the other apologizes!”
Who is going to be the adult and talk first?
You should see the double stroller.
It’s their way of focusing on playing the Bears.
Be ready to rescue him if there’s any talk of knocking the stuffing out of the Bears.
I heard they’re already calling this place Gerber Field at Mile High.
I slipped the guy upstairs $20 to play the Capt Kangaroo theme song.
It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights, it’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Maybe this isn’t such a good idea, Tommy!
Dumb and Dumber!
I wish Coach Shanahan could see this.
I heard were having team meetings at Chucky Cheese.
Were changing halftime to naptime.
I heard we’re changing halftime to naptime.
Coach called the “go sit in the corner and pout” route.
We had to trade cutler that playpen only fits two babies
First McJaygate….now McBabygate??
This is the NFL’s version of a cage match…Brandon the Bawler vs Joss the Boss.
I heard they flunked working well and playing well together!
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