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TGIF it’s the Chicken Caption contest!
Here we go for a little Chicken dinner!
Da Rules # 1: Keep your captions clean.
Da Rule # 2: Be original.
Da Prizes: The Winner gets the original cartoon with their winning caption in it and a Caribou coffee gift card.
The two runner-ups get a John Elway sketch and a caribou coffee card.
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Ok we have to pitch him tight, imagine he is Colonel Sanders and aim for head.
Yeah, “fowl” ball. I get it. You’re a chicken. Very funny. Now strike him out.
One feather means slider, two means curveball. And don’t throw the egg this time.
The Nuggets got it going with a Birdman, so its worth a shot.
I don’t think I can top Rich’s entry
Yeah, I think Rich’s takes the cake.
I also have to give up because of Rich’s. That Was freaking funny.
What do you mean you don’t want to throw inside? What’s the matter, chicken?
The batter told me to tell you – cluck you too!
Throw like Trevor Hoffman in 2007, ok?
Didn’t we have to deal with a dinosaur last year. Where are they getting you guys!
Why did the ckicken throw a strike, to get to the other side!
Just block out those clucking comments from the crowd and get this guy out!
***Alternative***
Why did the chicken throw a strike, because he threw his slide(r)….
C’mon, talk is “cheep” – let’s see what you can do…
Coach told me to tell you to “wing” it.
Just wing it!
You want to go to KFC after the game?
***Alternative***
C’mon, talk is “cheep”, let’s ruffle the batter’s feathers a bit, strike him out, and get the “cluck” out of here…
I know your a chicken, but would you quit “bocking”?
“bock bock” not “balk balk”
The duck was lame and the pig played dirty. Let’s see what you got.
cock and fire dude.
******COMMENT*******
Trevor – that was FUNNY!!! “bock bock, not balk balk”
GOOD ONE!!!
Stop sitting on the ball…it won’t hatch.
When I said hold it like an egg, I didn’t mean to serve it up scrambled!
That 9th home run you just gave up got everyone here a free leg and thigh combo at Jake’s Chicken House.
I’m not sure that you are going to get the call. Although the crowd loved “the check up” before the inning.
Are you going to take this seriously…
“Over easy” is how I like eggs…not pitches.
Ted, it is going to be a lot easier to throw strikes if you take off that costume.
This game is egg-stremely close – don’t fry under the pressure!
isn’t this egg-citing! We put an egg on the scoreboard and now have to peck our way out of this hole…
You do know that you are only famous because of the costume, right?
I hope that you are organic. Because the league is really cracking down on that stuff.
Coach says as soon as you stop laying eggs out here you can lose the suit.
*alternative*
I hope that you are organic, because the league is really cracking down on steroids.
You woulda thought the KIMN Chicken’s retirement plan included something more than pitching for the Rockies…
Joe Williams, is that you in there? RED DOG!!!!!!!!!!
No bench-clearing brawls! Chicken fighting is illegal here!
Trade Cutler for Orton,
trade Camby for nothing,
get rid of Laperriere, and now giving a contract to the KIMN chicken. These owners are getting “cheeper” by the minute!
Just try to keep the peeps off the bases.
Try not to pitch like a turkey.
How’s your golf game, Birdie?
Don’t yell “duck” when you pitch the ball.
Good game. Just too many fowls.
Orioles are in the other league. Sorry.
So, the GM followed you on Twitter?
We need a pitcher, not a feather itcher!
Whaddya mean, you only pitch in the Spring?
Last outing, you totally laid an egg.
Watch out for Cookie Monster. He likes to steal home plate.
Keep the goose eggs coming!
Make Goose Gossage proud!
Wings and thighs is what is on your grave if you dont post a win.
Ok the Monforts said do good we trade you to a good team, dont well Dinger is in the bullpen warming up!!!
Don’t worry if you blow the save. The Monforts are into cattle.
Next time don’t bean the guy named Sanders, okay?
There’s no clucking in baseball!
Well, I’d tell you to go for the spitter, but. . . .
Dont be so chick. . . er afraid to throw it high and inside
Eh, whats the worst that could happen, Litton puts you in one of his cartoons?
The Monforts got rid of the beef… you are all that is left.
So have you heard? KFC has grilled chicken now!
It’s Mark Fidrych tribute night, so do this right.
“Calm down, don’t let this guy ruffle your feathers…”
“Calm down, the scoreboard said ‘Welcome FRIARS club’ not fryers…”
“Calm down, if you let Cerrano ruffle your feathers he will eat you alive…”
“When they told me they had traded for a ‘Prime grade A pitcher’ I didn’t expect to see you…”
“I hate these small market farm teams…”
“I’ve been sent down before, but never to the ‘Poultry League’…”
“Watch this next guy, he’ll crowd the plate and dare you to get in his grill…”
HEY. Why does everyone forget you were HATCHED in Denver. KIMN, yo!
You were born here Chicken! KIMN!
I think the Montfords said Chicken Marsala, not Chicken Mars All of Us.
“Coach says he wants you to bring the sauce…”
“I feel bad that you are hen-pecked at home but we have to concentrate on the game…”
“Hey do you think you could get Kermit’s autograph for my kid?…”
I knew the Padres were ready to trade a lot of players, but jeez, the San Diego Chicken, too?
Ammended…
“Watch this next guy, he’ll stand over the plate and dare you to get in his grill…”
“I hear that you are being traded to the Tigers…”
“So, I hear you came up in the Giants organization…”
“So, I hear you came up in the Giants farm system…”
quit being a chicken and throw strickes
Ha Ha very funny, but seriously don’t cluck this up.
If you make one more joke that alludes to the fact that your a chicken the manager’s gonna pull you.
It’s okay, it’s legal to give chickens steroids.
Don’t serve it up over the plate, or we’ll serve you on a plate.
We’re 10 runs behind, and it’s the top of the 9th. Just wing it!
Listen Clucky! Don’t let them chop you into chicken salad!
It’s Randy Johnson you KNOW what to do.
Welcome to the majors kid. Just don’t let the fans ruffle your feathers.
Mr. Andersen, don’t you think this is going a bit too far?
That last pitch just flu out of the park like a pandemic loves birds.
No, I do NOT think the chicken dance between pitches is helping.
alternative:
No, I do NOT think doing the chicken dance between pitches would help.
Another one like that you will be going to KFC
I know your ERA is 12, but going from Mascot to top prospect for the Rockies in 1 day aint bad.
You’ve got a wing, now here’s a prayer you’ll throw strikes.
Hey Butterball, try getting the ball over the plate.
Don’t worry, you pitch for the Rockies, they don’t cut their pitchers…
Sorry, you’re all we had left after the latest tornado delay.
Relax…”finger lickin’ good” is outlawed on the mound.
So, which farm club did you play for?
Now every team’s trying to get its own Birdman.
I knew looking to trade Peavy was a bad idea.
“Did you see what happened to the seagull in the outfield?”
“Who knew that ‘personal services’ contracts don’t expire!”
Too many good ones, I have no chance this week.
“You can’t throw a knuckle ball if you don’t have knuckles…”
“Just keep saying to yourself ‘Who rules the roost?’ ‘Who rules the roost?’…”
“How bout those Penguins?”
“Yeah, the Philly Phanatic kinda scares me too…”
Keep throwing them like that and you are going be creamed chicken on biscuits…
If you strike this next guy out the president has promised to shut down KFC for good.
Be careful. I think the ump is on to your guano-ball.
“Get this guy out…or you’ll be the next victim of Pedro Cerrano’s live chicken sacrificing!”
“Three-years, fifty-million bucks is NOT chicken scratch! Geez, you Boras guys are all the same.”
Look, we have two of Boras’ clients on the roster. You are the only closer we can afford.
“It could be worse, the Brewers would make sausage out of you…”
Well, Dinger didn’t get the job done, so it’s up to you.
“It was just a joke… I promise I’ll never put noodles in the hot tub again…”
35 years as the Chicken, and you still haven’t recorded a single out.
The owners decided they could win with anyone as a starting pitcher. Now we’re riding a winning streak, don’t lay an egg.
The Rockies starting pitchers were starting to do well, so naturally the owners traded them off and brought in a no-name like you, and if you do well they will get rid of you too.
Get this guy out so we can have some winner winner chicken dinner.
Sorry, They need to check you for growth hormones.
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Alternately…
“Relax, it was just a joke, but if it will make ya feel any better, I promise I’ll never put noodles in the hot tub again…”
the problem with retirement is that first you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Here is that old exploding ball, I figure if you should go out with a bang. Thanks for the laughs and not selling out to Disney.
The sky isn’t falling, chicken little. It was a home run you just served up.
Looks like your wing is done, I’ll go get the hot sauce.
Free range doesn’t pertain to THESE outfielders.
“You don’t need a quadraphonic blaupunkt! You need a curveball.”
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