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The Sochi Olympian
Hotel rooms are a wreck. Toilets can’t be used. Water can’t be consumed. Streets are still being paved. Computers are hacked immediately after you turn them on. Major Terrorism Security Concerns. These Olympics have disaster written all over them. I’d be up for canceling the whole thing. It appears to be that bad.
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There might also be a new definition for ‘the big bang theory.’
Signed,
Dzannet Tsakhaeva
Too Soon, Matty, too soon…
I should know better than to take a drink while the page is loading up!
The only things getting fixed in Sochi are the figure skating competitions.