Good day to call in sick!!!

Here’s your schedule for the day.

1. Make and Pour coffee. You should have done this by now.

2. Read today’s cartoon about the Rockies season (currently doing that). Laugh (hopefully). Leave comment. Remind yourself to pick up the newest issue of Mile High Sports Magazine where the cartoon is in living color. Print makes it look Cool.

3. Click on this ESPN.com link to see other Drew cartoon for the morning. Kindly leave another comment. Drew likes these. ESPN likes them even more.

4. Pour another cup of coffee and enjoy a leisurely breakfast reading the News. See the story about Shanahan signing Donovan McNabb to the Redskins. Scream. Recheck your Fantasy lineup. Order Pizza.

5. Noonish: Watch a few minutes of predictable and very controlled Tiger Woods press conference from The Masters. Refer back to this link at ESPN.com

6. 12:10 Turn it over to FSN Rocky Mountain for the Rockies vs. Brewers.

7. Post game. Nap. You’ll need it.

8. 6 p.m. Order Chicken Wings and another Pizza.

9. 7 p.m. Butler vs Duke on CBS.

10. Call in sick again for Tuesday. Check ESPN.com on Tuesday morning for another Drew cartoon.