November 2010
1 min read
National Fine$ League

Fine$. We now know the NFL has a stimulus package. It’s called fine your players and coaches for everything from sneezing too hard to doing the Dougie (Google it). Oh and those helmet to helmet hits they claim they don’t like except when they want to show highlights. I wonder if it can work around the house for us. you know, $5 bucks for too many socks on the floor, $10 for failure to take out the trash. Might get expensive. Or it could be a really good way to save for that Carribean Cruise you’ve been dreaming for your entire life. Just make sure you save enough for the spam and the pop tarts.
