New York- Derek Jeter has been placed on the DL bringing all of New York to a screeching halt. Thousands rushed into the street, many pulling their hair out, while others wandered aimlessly  muttering “The sky is falling, the sky is falling”. Cabs were left abandoned on the streets causing massive traffic jams and the subways were closed to avoid the thousands of Yankees fans who were laying down on the tracks begging to be run over. Jeter had no comment and simply shrugged his shoulders when asked why Yankees fans were overreacting to him being placed on the disabled list for the first time since 2003. Police lined areas of the East River to keep distraught fans from leaping like lemmings off of the docks and bridges. Yankees Fans are expected to come to their senses sometime after June 29th when Jeter is eligible to be taken off of the DL. But, then again, maybe they won’t. Rumors that Yankees fans have absolutely no sense have been rampant for years, especially in Boston. Please help me out by taking this poll about the site. I always want to make it the best experience for all of you! [polldaddy poll=5144410]