47 thoughts on “Caption Contest #3”

1. Come on Jeter…You can do it….

2. If they really wanted to increase attendance, they’d reduce the price of tickets, not give us cheaper equipment.

3. I see you anticipated hitting a fly ball to left center.

4. I think we can sacrifice THAT fly!

5. Glad you brought your “buzzer-beater”!

6. “And you thought Lincecum was hard to hit!”

7. Do you think you’ll ever get out of your hitting slump?

8. That is what happens with Buggs Bunny as your Pitching Coach.

9. Here are a couple of entries.

   “How are you in the Majors again?!?”

   “Definitely glad we traded you.”

10. Can’t even get the pitchers to show up.

11. EDIT

    You know your in trouble when you can’t even get the pitcher to show up

12. Huh! Another roid rage victim…

13. I’ll bet you didn’t know Hoyt Wilhelm came out of retirement.

14. Wow. First to swing 3 strikes on 1 pitch.

15. I’d like to hear the humidor explanation for this one.

16. What? First time you ever saw a lazy fly to the plate?

17. Tse-tse three, you’re out!

18. Sorry, the Dodgers can’t afford baseballs anymore.

19. Chicks did the squished bug.

20. Chicks dig the squished bug!

    (sorry about the typo in #19)

21. Good thing no one is in the stadium to see this!

22. Sultan of Swat, you’re not!

23. Might need some cork in your swatter,

24. Can’t fool you on the next pitch, can we?

25. Don’t ask what we used to juice the fly.

26. don’t hit that, the ball is “bugged”!

27. Uh-oh. Betancourt’s testing the umpire again.

28. If you thought the umps didn’t like the Ford Strike Zone before…

29. #1: I know our pitcher has dead arm but this is rediculous

    #2: Ah, the problems with facing a knuckleballer

    #3: He doesn’t float like a butterfly OR sting like a bee

    all the best

    Louis

30. Biff, never, ever, mess with Marty McFly .

31. Keep looking Ian, I know you can’t hit a fly.

32. Call Seal Team 6, that fly looks like Osama!!!!

33. Trying to work the bugs out of your swing?

34. He leads the league in fly ball outs!

35. How do you like Orkin Pest Control night?!

36. Our sponsor tonight is Orkin!

37. You might try choking up a little Tulo!

38. Verlander is really buzzing the strike zone tonight!

39. This is not what I meant by a fly ball!

40. And another pitch from our “crappy” pitcher.

41. Further evidence that our pitching STINKS!

42. We all know our pitching stinks, but this is getting ridiculous!

43. Wow, these Padres can’t hit anything!

44. Don’t worry, Bonds couldn’t swat a lazy fly after he stopped juicing…

45. Looks like you need some cork in your swatter.

46. So that’s why they call you the “In-Sultan-t of Swat”!

47. He is going to ruin the only fan in the stadium.