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Breaking News!!!

13 December, 201113 December, 2011 Drew LittonDrew Litton 2 Comments
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Breaking News: Santa’s Swamped; Elves Detained

-North Pole-

News broke today that due to the enormous response from the INCREDIBLE season Tim Tebow and the Broncos are having that a special task force of Elves have been dispatched to Drewlitton.com to help fill calendar and Tebow print orders in time for Christmas. The elves are expected to work overtime to make this happen. However, reports from the North Pole now confirm that the Elves are having problems getting through the TSA checkpoint at NPI (North Pole International). Serious frisking has been involved.

Santa is asking for the public’s patience in this matter. “Everyone knows what a pain in the a** the TSA stuff can be.” he said. Updates to follow.

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2 thoughts on “Breaking News!!!”

  1. GMFO-

    nice problem to have. You have struck a nerve with the public. be like the bronco’s and ride that wave as far as it will take you.

    Strive for excellence, nothing but your best.

    Gene

  2. Good things come to those who deserve it, Drew. If this elf lived closer, I’d be happy to help. In the meantime, I have a cousin who works for the TSA. I’ll see what I can do to clear Santa’s elves for immediate release. 😉

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