Caption Contest # 4

33 thoughts on “Caption Contest # 4”

1. I was looking for Hobby Lobby coupons for you honey and this weird add popped up

2. “Listen. I didn’t say a peep about you obsessing with the “Smallville” series finale. You just let me be.”

3. Its like fantasy football, except daily.

4. “Look, I need to do something to distract myself form the NFL lockout.”

5. Favre plays football

6. Listen, the deadline for today’s trades is in an hour, the groceries can wait.

7. I usally do this until August but with the propect of no football this year I have to be more serious with my baseball team.

8. Honey, explaining the tax code would be easier.

9. “This is closer to reality that the NFL is to having a season next year.”

   or

   “I do a better job running this than Roger Goodell does running the NFL and I lose every year.”

10. I think It worded this way better:

    “I may be a loser but I do a better job running this than Roger Goodell does running the NFL.”

11. Its the only way we’ll see a Rockie and Royals World Series!

12. You know it was bound to happen.

13. #1: I’ll get offline just as soon as I can trade away Ubaldo Jiménez.

    #2: It was either this, the NFL lockout or pro wrestling. You choose.

    #3: Where’s the remote? I can’t get the channel to change.

    #4: This isn’t “Dancing with the Stars”

    #5: I tried to get “American Idol” results and this came up.

    On a side note you were talking about needing “time management” Well from my perspective I don’t know how you regularly do a job that looks like it should take 36 hours a day and fit them all into 24.

    All the best

    Louis

14. Honey, I know that you are a Rockies fan, but it would be cool to see the Cubs win a World Series!

15. Hey, If I win my pool we will be able to make the car payment this month.

16. But all the guys do it, dear.

17. Honey, I wouldn’t trade you for the World….Series.

18. What do you mean, “Am I a man, or a mousepad”?

19. I told you that I would mow the lawn AFTER I checked the waiver wire.

20. If I didn’t love you so much, I wouldn’t of named my team after you!

21. Listen, I need a catcher, I started the season with Mauer and Posada.

22. I can’t let the team down.

23. It’s therapy. It’s actually making my NCAA bracket look good.

24. No, that’s NOT the Rockies website. Yet.

25. Hey – it beats the other “fantasy” websites I was on!

26. Well, you locked down the computer so much, this is the only fantasy I can google!

27. So I’m guessing you didn’t like the Ubaldo Jimenez and Jorge Posada team?

28. Look on the bright side honey; this’ll be the last fantasy league for a while!

29. I’m not paying you 20 bucks for a beer and a hotdog.

30. You play hardball.

31. “If this was football it truly would be a fantasy”

32. Please address me as Dan O’Dowd dear!

33. Trade Ubaldo for Charlie Brown? Good grief!