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The Rules:
1) Be original
2) Keep them clean
3) Enter as many times as you want
4) Have Fun!
5) Have a great Weekend!
Deadline is next Thursday at 5 p.m. MDT
Follow Me
Hmm… right next to Tiger’s ball. You’ve got a lot of work ahead of you.
Tiger may have dropped out of the top contenders list, but you’re still no threat.
The leaderboard is still clear.
1. Nice hit, shank-o-potomus.
2. Nope, still not past the ladie’s tees. Drop your pants.
3. Are you trying to get the beer cart girl’s attention by hitting into her?
4. You hit your Persimmon Driver almost as far as I hit my 9 iron.
I know it’s bad here, but I still say gopher holes don’t count.
Now I see why the leaderboard is on the blink.
1. You know our green is the other way right?
2. Well now I can say I’ve seen somebody lose all their balls on the first hole.
Way to go, Billy Bob. You’re five yards ahead of the Leaderboard!
You cleared the fence again Mr. Giambi.
With a shot like that, you don’t have to worry about being one of the chosen Saturday.
No, if you hit a NFL player I will not award you a mulligan.
Wow! Harmon Killebrew himself would have been proud of that blast.
If hitting tree birds is your definition of birdie, I’m not sticking around to see an eagle.
A hole in one? I didn’t think the rapture started till 6 pm.
I’m going fishing.
Best ball?
For…feit.
Shizzle.
Well Bill, that shot qualifies you as the court jester of Castle Pines.
Into the gallery again? The Rockies should offer you a contract.
You know it’s bad when they won’t put you on the leaderboard when you’re the only ones at the course.
At least you’re hitting the stones pretty well.
Hey, at least there’s still one place on earth they haven’t sold naming rights.
Four double bogeys? That’s still hitting better than the Rockies.
Two BMW’s and a sliding glass window….not a bad par three.
Uhhh, your going to need a new windshield.
Good thing your using a colored ball!
Too bad that new driver doesn’t come with a new swing!
“Remember when Tiger used to play and people would come out and watch us?”
Elin got better distance off her one drive than you have all day.
With your swing were going to need to lock-out the players a little bit longer!
Nice drive! This lock-out is starting to pay off!
(said by any NFL player) This lockout needs to end so we can go back to playing our nice lush priviate courses…
1. Yeah, that was long… a long time until we find it.
2. At this rate we won’t have to tee off again for another hour.
3. I didn’t know you could hit it over there.
4. I’m pretty sure if you were a gardener your tomatoes would come up sliced.
5. We should have just went to the bar.
6. And are wives think we are out having fun.
So the next one may not be “PC” but what the heck.
I haven’t seen a shot that good since I saw that Bin Laden picture.
Maybe we should take a few weeks of from playing and then quit for good.
Got steroids?
You must be working at a fruit market, that was quite the slice!!!
you’ve got the touch of a plumber!!!!
As Randy “Macho Man” Savage use to say “OOOOOO! YEAH!!!!!”
(admitting I’m stretching a bit for this joke so feel free to groan)
Hey “Slim Jim”. Nice way to snap into that “Macho Man”
With this lock-out, you just might win the Club Championship before you win a the Super Bowl!
Keep playing like that and we’ll be the next ones locked out.
Sorry. Playing for the Plaid Jacket of Podunk just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Great shot. Where’s your head today?
1.Yep this must be Podunk hills COUNTRY club. Where else can you podunk a shot off a halo.
2. Is your swing a golf swing or an at bat?
I hope you can ‘putt for dough’ because you don’t ‘drive for show’!
EDITreplace halo with silo