New Caption Contest!

39 thoughts on “New Caption Contest!”

1. Now you an Tiger Woods have something in common!

2. You’re right. Those clubs did help you pkay like Greg Norman.

3. You just had to get a Denver Broncos logo on that golf bag, didn’t you?

4. This may help you to remember what happened the last 42 times you touched the clubs before mowing the lawn.

5. Even the Cubs have won it all twice.

6. Now I see why you keep them in the closet.

7. Actually it’s 0-142, the old sheets are in the bag.

8. Happy Father’s Day!! Now which column does this set go Into?

9. Well, at least one part of your game is consistent.

10. “If only I could feel the THRILL of Victory” ?

11. May I suggest Miniature Golf?

12. At least you have something in common with Lebron.

13. At least you never have to worry about the Sports Illustrated jinx.

14. And the salesman said you would play like TIger Woods?

15. I’m only keeping score.

16. Maybe you should consider ski jumping?

17. Maybe you should try more “fore!!!!” play and leave the clubs in the closet!

18. Tiger will when some year again.

19. It’s all fun and games ’til someone keeps score. You’ll find the vacuum behind the clubs, Tiger.

20. Atleast your record is better than Tigers.

21. I kept score for my enjoyment.

22. *keep

23. Sorry Phil, there’s always next year.

24. Why don”t you just have a picture of the guy crashing on the ski jump. It would be easier.

25. And you think you’re ready to graduate from miniature golf?

26. That score sheet is worth the cost of all your rounds of golf…

27. I married the long lost golfer of the Peanuts gang.

28. Maybe you should drive the cart… no wait your bad at driving too

29. “Well at least you havn’t launched yourself off a ski jump like Vinko Bogataj”

30. Three more and my mother moves in!

31. And that’s just our sex life!

32. Just remember how you played last year before you decide to buy new golf clubs.

33. If this is building character, you should be on Mt. Rushmore.

34. At least I don’t lie one my score card

35. Care to make another wisecrack about my mother?

36. Should I save time and mark it now and grab us both a beer or organize the search party

37. Shall I mark another one up for defeat now, or do you want me to wait till you get home?

38. Three more and you give up your dreams of playing on the PGA Tour!

39. Hmmm. Maybe you do need a rescue club.