Special Shannon Sharpe Caption Contest!

35 thoughts on “Special Shannon Sharpe Caption Contest!”

1. Don’t be fooled, it’s more like I’m ‘Yank’n’ his chain!

2. ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies

3. To make a long story short…

4. I told you so.

   I told you so.

   I told you so.

5. I control when he pulls the string.

6. Where’s my car dealership?

7. The Hall of Fame is officially full.

8. I’ve always shied away from publicity.

9. Me,Me,Me,Me,Me!!!!!!

10. Are you serious? That string ain’t nearly long enough.

11. What next? If I ran for the Senate they’d have to retire the filibuster because I can out-talk any of them.

12. I would’ve thanked Coach Shanahan but they wouldn’t let me have another 14:23 of their time.

13. To hear the first half of my induction speech pull the string once.

    To hear the second half of my induction spech pull the string twice.

    To hear the official meaning of life pull the string once.

14. You think I’m long winded? Neon Deion is the next speaker.

15. Well enough about me. Why don’t y’all talk about me for awhile.

16. Mr. President! We need the National Guard! We need as many men as you can spare because we are killing the Patriots!

17. “I then turn to John and said………My “Bust” looks so much sexier then your “bust”.”

18. Welcome to Meet the Press.

19. Voice track has been removed due to a copyright claim by CBS

20. #1: Time to put Gradishar in the Hall

    #2: Terrell Owens is a Sharpe wanna-be

    #3: Sometime guys like to carry Sharpies. Me, I’m alway’s Sharpe.

    (feel free to groan on that last one)

    #4: NFL never could figure out how to “Lock Out” my mouth.

    #5: Today the Hall. Tomorrow the presidency. Friday the world’s leader.

21. I hate to brag on myself, but who else is qualified?

22. I’m so witty, they sent Yogi Berra back to Jellystone Park.

23. They had to expand the Hall of Fame, just to hold my ego.

24. A 7th round pick….800+ recpetions, 10,000+ receiving yards, 62 TDs, and 3 Super Bowl rings…I’ll let that speak for itself!

25. “…..To think I did all that,

    And may I say, not in a shy way –

    Oh no. Oh no, not me.

    I did it my way.”

26. I just want to thank me, myself and I for making this all possible!

27. “Pull” me once, shame on you, “pull” me twice shame on me.

28. You can’t fit even one little word in here edgewise. Nice try though.

29. All I get is a bust, ??? Have you seen my highlight reel?

30. Big Mistake!!

31. John who? I made John Elway. Look how good he got after I became the starter.

32. And they never figured out I was really a plant to keep media types in business!

33. Thank you…Thank you…Thank you…

    Shannon Sharpe…

    pro football career…check,

    receiving records broken…check,

    3 superbowl rings…check,

    television career…check,

    pro football hall of fame…BUST!!!

34. I couldn’t do it all by myself, but I did!

35. Check out my Made for TV Movie “From cradle to Canton” coming this fall!