TGIF Caption Contest day

87 thoughts on “TGIF Caption Contest day”

1. Doesn’t matter which you choose, they are both full of horse-$%@% this year.

2. Guess what I did to McDaniels’ Kool-Aid?

3. Unfortunately we cant put together the two halves

4. Lou Saban would be proud!

5. No wonder they call us half baked.

6. If this is what the fair-weather fans say about us, you don’t want to know the size of the die-hard fans’ glass.

7. Which team do you think will show up this week?

8. Either way you look at it we are still screwed.

9. Let’s be realistic here, shall we? They’re glasses…

10. I just hope these urin tests come back clean

11. You drink the red glass and you go back to the shannahan era drink the blue and see how deep the horrible season goes

12. And that boys and girls concludes our lesson on Coach McDaniel’s brain.

13. “This is the way I see this season”

14. Which glass does Kyle Orton fit in?

15. Haven’t lost yet but our coach hasn’t grown up yet.

16. Either way, it does not satisfy!

17. So that is what four wins taste like.

18. No matter what the coaching staff says, I see it as we only have half of what we want to have.

19. On the right we have your hopes for the season, and on the left we have our QB situation.

20. Hey at least there is something in the glasses unlike Marshall’s head!

21. Brandon Marshall’s state of mind?

22. If I drink them both maybe I’ll forget the off-season.

23. Pick your poison

24. Betcha Orton can’t throw either of these 10 yards.

25. Instead of a yoga or ballet program, we have to stare at these cups until we discover the meaning of this season.

26. Pssst, wanna see coach McD’s new secret play.

27. Today, we are going to talk about the differences in how coaches and players view the world.

28. I don’t know coach says drink from the right, but someone said the left will get me a bigger contact.

29. I don’t know coach says drink from the right, but someone said the left will get me a bigger contract.

30. If things start to get ugly, just drink both of ’em.

31. Choose wisely Broncomaniacs!

32. “The Kool-Aid is the same in both of them”

33. Shoot, I forgot to put the sippy cup lid on this half-full cup for Josh.

34. “It’s the punch we made in the pre-season”

35. “The recommended drink for Monday mornings!”

36. “At least the Kool-Aid is fresh”

37. “Either way, there’s room for alka-seltzer!”

38. I like Walt’s “Pick your poison” – very existentialist.

39. Welcome to McDaniel’s chemistry class 101.

40. At the rate we’re going this will be our roster by Thanksgiving.

41. Some see the glass as half full some see it half empty, but I see it half past another glass.

42. 3-4 Defense is on the left and Orton’s Offense is on the right…

43. If we win, we celebrate and drink the one on my right. If we lose, we sulk and drink the one on my left. Either way, shots are good.

44. What do call another 8-8 season?

45. Half Full…McDaniels state of mind;

    Half Empty…Marshall’s state of mind

46. Now, are we filling or emptying the glass?

47. We need to fill both these real soon.

48. Make this a stiff drink with ice and a QB!

49. Well, it’s a new season…

50. Either way, we’ll have HALF the wins we did last year.

51. Pick your poison, both of them will make you sick!

52. uhh….

    I thought McKool-Aid was served up in full Pints?

53. It would really help if we had a straw to stir either drink.

54. Here you go, Josh… Josh McDaniels. Shaken not stirred. I’m afraid 007 is still retired.

55. I recommend the Early Season Soft Schedule Special and the Late Season Annihilation as a chaser. You won’t feel a thing until after the Super Bowl.

56. The PR guy told me to say something but I forgot…

57. A half a glass is better than no glass at all…

58. It is the 8th Wonder of the Modern World. Two halfs make a hole…

59. CORRECTION ON ABOVE:

    It is the 8th Wonder of the Modern World. Two halves make a hole…

60. One glass makes you larger

    And one glass makes you small

    And the ones that mother gives you

    Don’t do anything at all

    Go ask Josh

    When he’s ten feet tall

61. Maybe I should pour some more water out…..

62. CORRECTION ON ABOVE:

    Here you go, McDaniels… Josh McDaniels. Shaken not stirred as you like it. I’m afraid 007 is still retired.

63. One is my AFC West Special with a touch of Vermouth. It makes you feel really, really good for at least four games. The other I call my NFL Nightmare. It lasts 17 weeks but you have a hangover until next year.

64. Anybody have any Alka-Seltzer?

65. “It’s enough to make you give up drinking!”

66. Accept the inevitable or hold out until Halloween, your choice.

67. No matter your point of view, 2009 is going to be a wild ride for Bronco fans.us

68. The one on the left is how we should feel about this season, the right one is Marshall’s brain.

69. Either way we beat the Vegas odds.

70. I wonder why I don’t have hooves?

71. At least the Rockies are on till October, right?

72. Hey, be glad this isn’t Detroit.

73. The patch works! I put it on my snout and now I don’t care which way you see the season.

74. enee, meanie, mineee,mo…which way will this season go.

75. Entry 1: “Betcha can’t tell the difference between the old Mastermind(TM) and the new Ultra-Lite Mastermind(TM) coaching drink!”

    Entry 2: “If the horse leads YOU to water, which one will you drink?”

76. We’re like cartoonist. Half racist, half funny.

77. We’re like an oreo cookie. Creamy rich white, and half cracked crunchy black.

78. At least we beat the Bengals…

79. So now what? The offense is half empty and the defense is half full.

80. One is Maalox, and the other is Pepto-Bismol. Together they *might* work….

81. I have in my hands one glass for the optimists and one glass for the realists.

82. Well…we at least we won’t be 0-16.

83. We don’t have Jay Cutler. And we don’t have Jay Cutler.

84. “There are Sundays when half of this and half of that becomes just the right mix!”

85. This one is the offense, and this one is the defense. No, wait a minute.

86. Looks like another 8-8 season.

87. “Are we all part of an evil science experiment?”