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TGIF it’s Broncos Camp Caption Contest time
TGIF
It’s time for another Caption Contest!!!
This one featuring the beloved Broncos and their new chauffeur Josh McDaniels. How does the toon turn out. That’s totally up to you.
Da Rules
Keep the captions clean and be original.
Da Prizes
First prize gets the original cartoon and A Gift Card to Caribou Coffee.
Our two runner-ups get an autographed sketch of The Broncos mascot and a Caribou gift card.
Start sending those captions
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I know Josh; “Men can’t ask for directions”, but don’t you feel a little lost?
Aren’t we leaving a bit early for the draft?
Okay Josh. Just take a right at that cactus and you’ll be at the unemployment office in no time.
And they wandered the desert for 40 days and 40 nights…..
Josh I dont think you will find any wasted first round picks out here.
I knew we should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque
Well Josh, it looks like it COULD work on paper…? But you’ll need to steer clear of any obstructions!
I hope the economy gets better soon, I miss flying.
Why am I looking at this map? Aren’t you suppose to know where we are going?
This looks nothing like Miami…
You know the Super Bowl in Dallas isn’t until next season, right?
By my calculations we should now be in downtown BERLIN!
So…maybe trading Cutler wasn’t such a great idea!
or go the other route…
“Wow, I think even Cutler could have gotten us here!”
When are you going to put the blinkers on?
You’ll never get to the starting gate without a blinder.
Apparently blinders are only good for horses.
This map says we play Arizona at home.
Be carefull Josh…a little farther and we’re no longer in the AFC West.
You gave me the map NOW?!
I guess it does not help that I am looking at a Chicago map…
Are these the directions you took to the Super Bowl from New England?
Are we looking for another running back out here?
You said Jay gave you this map?
Vick told you to meet him here?
You think looking at the Rockies training camp will help?
I’d say go in that direction really fast and if something get’s in you way, turn.
I don’t think we can get there from here.
Well Josh, you have quite a ways to go to get on the road to redemption.
Any idea where we are going???
I don’t see the Promised Land anywhere…
See, the problem is that we started in Denver, NOT New England.
This doesn’t look like Dove Valley. Josh, Jooosh, are you listening to me!
Ok I’ve had enough. You’ve drove us right to the buttcrack of the NFL.
Hmmm, I think we take our next right and we should be at Dove Valley.
Hey Coach, I don’t think I understand the wingdings on this map. Hello, Coach are you listening!
Looks like I have the wrong map. This is the floor plan to Mike Shanahan’s old house.
are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?
According to this, we should reach the Super Bowl by 2015.
Or…With the way you drive Josh, we won’t get to the Super Bowl until 2015.
We’re supposed to be in DOVE Valley, not DEATH Valley!
Um, I think you took a wrong turn at the “QB” crossroad and another wrong turn at the “Draft” off-ramp. But that double turn on the “Brandon Marshall” parkway didn’t do us any favors either…
This rookie hazing stuff is gettting ridiculous!
And on your right, is our hopes for a championship team…
Think we can visit Snoopy’s brother while we’re out here?
Now that we’ve dumped and burried the fans’ hopes out here, why not go see the world’s largest ball of yarn? It’s only 200 miles away!
This map is BLANK!
I hope the playbook is better than this map!
Dove Valley? OOPS, this is a map to Death Valley
So… you say Whisenhunt will know what to do??
Lost in the desert on a horse with no name
and on your left, cacti!
Why do I get the feeling you don’t know where we’re going?
“Josh, we are not in Boston anymore.”
You can click your heels 3 times and be back home in Boston
You mean to tell me that Farve did not want to ride with you?
Why is there a copy of “Coaching for Dummies” on the back of this map?
Are you sure your old enough to drive?
Coach, um… Dove Valley is the other way.
Coach, there is not any Pro Bowl quarterbacks out here.
We have just entered uncharted territories…I hope you know where we’re headed.
This place isn’t on my map….
I told you we shouldn’t have traded our Garmin.
so, the road to redemption will be a little longer than we expected…
Coach, usually taking the road less traveled is the most rewarding but we are pretty far out here!
I don’t think that we are in Kansas anymore Toto er Coach.
Hopefully he is leading me to water.
Coach, I know this is apart of your master plan but could you give me a little hit on what we are doing out here.
I should have got the TomTom portable GPS not the JoshJosh.
Coach, it is o.k. to ask for help when were are this lost.
Coach, I have always been told there are no shortcuts on the road to success.
and spelling change to #31 July 2009 at 11:59 am hint not hit.
Coach, it is o.k. to ask for help when we are this lost.
Is this where you met the guy that filmed the Jets hand signals?
PLEASE tell me you didn’t get this map from the ACME CO.!?
Why are all the glue factories circled?
Is this one of the plays we will be running?
Is this were you wanted to bury your head in the sand?
When the fans described “The Drive” I don’t think this is what they meant.
This thing better be a 4X4! We’ve been off the road for SIX months!
If we keep going this way, we should accidently win one.
I am hoping you will find yourself soon.
You had to ask Belichick for directions didn’t you Josh? Now that you aren’t a Patriot you honestly think he would lead you down the right road?
One wrong turn does not fix the wrong ones you already took.
I’m sure we will find a fan of yours out here.
Here is a good spot. You shouldn’t be able to mess anything else up if you just sit here.
“You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse(Bronco)with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain (especially this summer)
In the desert you can remember your name (look at the front license plate)
‘Cause there ain’t no one (Culter)for to give you no pain
La, la …”
“Horse with no name”
“America 1971”
What?! I was tracing the “8” on my jersey, not giving directions.
At least you are consistent; you did not listen to my directions either.
How far are we tracing your boyhood?
Do you think we will be missed? Woops, I meant to say, do you think I will be missed?
I have to go to the bathroom.
Here is an out of the way spot for you to scream out your frustrations.
If only we knew hitting the road running meant this!
Team building? I have to find my way back from here and I can play?
This is the way to spring traning not traning camp.
I remember doing this with Mike 14 years ago. Think it will turn out the same?
Hey Coach! Can we get out here!
Hey Coach! Do you mind if we drive?
I don’t see a Chucky Cheese on this map anywhere Coach.
Are you sure this is the road to the Superbowl?
wait a minuet… this is where we came to put Plummer out to pasture!
No, I do not what to hear the Paul Bunyan and Babe story again, I just want get going.
It says to click my hooves three times and say “there’s no coach like Shanahan.”
Ahh just what you wanted… the great wastes of the next 5 years. Thanks for getting us there, Josh.
I bet the job looked much easier from the passenger seat…
Bronco: It’s 1,500 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, we’re in the desert, and we’re not wearing sunglasses.
Josh: Hit it.
What do you expect when you have the mascot reading the map?
I don’t think they’ll like our new tackling dummies.
You traded WHO to that coyote salesman for this map?
I knew trying to sign free agents out of that crashed alien ship was a bad idea.
I never thought we’d need to ask the Cardinals for directions.
Are you sure Pat told you to take this trip???
Looks like this season is already going south.
Think we can still sign that roadrunner now that Knowshon’s holding out?
I told you we shouldn’t have gotten directions from a dog who talks to cactus.
Sure it’s where the Rockies started out, but remember what happened to their manager?
Hopeful we don’t get lost like we did last year.
“Wait, you said a man in a hoodie sold you this map?
Why does this map have an “ACME” logo in the corner and an “X” in the middle that says “drop anvil here.”
The Super Bowl is just around the next curve.
Super Bowl straight ahead!
The vultures are starting to circle us.
2nd star to the right, and straight on ’till morning?? What the heck kind of directions are these???
I don’t think “cash for clunkers” covers this.
Now Josh, did Pat really give you the keys?
This looks like a map of New England. It looks like we will have to rely on horse sense and intuition. I know that we are at least one for two.
“They say this Lost Dutchman” is a defensive wizard.
Coach, are you sure this is Belichick’s road to victory map?
It’s not the destination, it’s the journey…but where are you driving us?
Did Brandon Marshall give you this map?
No wonder we’re lost…this map has no prior experience!
GPS map? Great Patriots System…I hope you’re right.
With apologies to Michael Maltese and Chuck Jones…
“You know, Coach, I think we took a wrong ‘toin’ at Dove Valley!”
No wonder! This is a New England road map!
enough of the “LONE RANGER BIT”
WE’RE LOST KIMOSABE!
Coach where did you bury that New England play book? There’s no X on this map.
Josh, the NFL doesn’t have any pro-bowl defensive lineman from Mexico?
Hope THIS DRIVE goes as well as THE DRIVE!
Your “How the WEST was WON” map is drawn with crayons!
“er Coach – you could trade me to Chicago – you don’t have to leave me out here!”
Wait…Go back!
Are you sure you are old enough to drive?
This isn’t the “down and out pattern” that I had in mind.
I told you not to call that play “the bridge to nowhere”.
Still looking for Jake Plummer?
Wile E. Coyote said we’d be sure to find our running game out here.
You can lead a horse to water…nevermind. Seems you can’t.
Says here, this is when you put in the Reverse play.
We begin the season with an oasis of opportunity.
You aren’t the mastermind but are you sure we are going in the right direction?
Mr. Bowlen said you wouldn’t steer us wrong!
We’ve driven past a million Starbucks but we have to find Caribou Coffee!
Feeling the heat, yet, McDaniels?
Sure, we got 40 days ’til Week One, but even Moses wasn’t this lost.
What map you said you knew the way to the superbowl.
Budget cuts, hell. Map reading should be required for every elementary school kid, Josh.
I see you took the expedited version of Wade Phillips’ School of Broncos Coaching classes
Josh, I know you just got in the car, but you stink.
This says Plummer house is in Montana now, not Arizona!
I know that Jack Elway kid is hidung out down here somewhere, but didn’t he quit football?
Let’s hope THIS DRIVE goes as well as THE DRIVE!
Why is this map written in Crayon?
The Cactus League is for BASEBALL, in case you’ve forgotten, we play FOOTBALL.
Are we in the Super Bowl yet? Are we in the Super Bowl yet? Are we in the Super Bowl yet?
I thought you said this was a “smart car”.
Why did you let Brandon Marshall be training camp valet?
I don’t know why you’re so upset, you said you knew how to get to the playoffs!
Don’t worry. If you see any nuclear blasts, that’s just Oakland’s training camp.
Do you think we qualify for “cash for clunkers”?
No wonder we’re lost, this is a map of New England!
~ Sorry Rick, didn’t see your post already. You beat me to it!
I don’t think Belichick was telling the truth when he told you where he found Brady and Cassel…
I told you Belichick’s map would lead you astray!
…you DO know this IS NOT the way to get the Broncos to the Superbowl,right????
“It says ‘to be continued’!”
El Paso is just ahead. What makes you think we’ll find a QB there?
If you handed me the map to defend your decisions I’ll have you know I don’t defend anything these days.
For the 180th time, Josh, get out of the car and walk away quickly.
If I keep looking at this map I can see where we want to go, not where you are taking us.
You’re doing a heckuva a job, Joshy.
At least you don’t hear the angry fans out here.
Don’t look at me, you’re in one in the driver’s seat!
I don’t know why I’m bothering to read this. He doesn’t listen to anybody else anyway.
they said meet us at dove valley not death valley
This isn’t where I left the fan base.
Bright young mind my *#%,
Have you heard of GPS?
Josh, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Denver any more.
“We’er on a road to nowhere”
This looks like a great place to build a house.
Turn the AC on your seat is making it really hot in here.
Let’s hope the car doesn’t breakdown before we get to Cincinnati!
“Maps? Maps? We don’t need no stinkin’ maps!” I can’t believe you said that to Mr. Bowlen…
OK – so you can lead a horse to water…eventually.
But how about the team? Where are they going?? Eventually…
Pat Bowlen gave you a learner’s permit for how long?
Yikes! After the first three games, the road will get rougher.
Ooohhhhh….. so this is where franchises go to die.
With this rough road ahead, I hope this car is from an Elway dealership.
According to the map: we are somewhere between Fantasy Football and a Dream Team. Coach, I think our reality are the mirages!
I don’t think this will get us to Miami.
Why are we heading to Mexico already? You get one season before the locals run you out.
Knowshawn is still in Georgia, why are we here?
Singing “He went though the desert with a horse with no game, we’ll never see the playoffs again. Na Na Nanana Na Na Naaa Na.”
You know this map is blank, right?
Don’t worry about it, Shannahan needed 3 years to get this lost in the first place.
Look at it this way, by the time we find our way back to Denver Knowshawn might have signed a contract with us.
Map says there is a taco stand six hours south of here, rumor is that if you can 100 of their nuclear tacos you win a superbowl.
Whew, for a minute there I was worried we were heading in Oaklands direction.
The map says the road to the Super Bowl is the other way.
It seems we’re lost somewhere between Shanahanberg and Al Davisville. Should we stop and ask for directions?
Josh, it’s a map, not an injury report. The map gives good information.
What do you mean, ‘Turn the map around and it’ll look like we’re in New England?’
You have to have been running the team for a year before they will let you trade it in at the “Cash for Clunkers” event.
This clearly is not the road to the Super Bowl!!
I don’t think the Arizona method is going to work for us, coach.
We should meet up with the BANDWAGON once we’re out of the desert.
…two Superbowl trophies on the wall, you take one down, pass it around, one Superbowl trophy on the wall….
When you going to ADD another verse?? Huh, huh, when ???
No pressure, I’ll just keep singing!!
Two Superbowl trophies on the wall, two Superbowl trophies…….
Atleast we are still undefeated…..
We should meet up with the BANDWAGON once YOU get us out of the desert
The BANDWAGON went to DOVE VALLEY, why are we in DEATH VALLEY?
Hey, can you show me the way to Mi-am-eh?
Hang a left. We’re almost to Al Davis’ house.
Hmmm… we are in the same neighborhood as Brandon Marshall’s career.
I don’t think we can move the stadium out here just to get away from the boo birds. How about a new QB instead?
I’m starting to think that fan was joking when he said this map will help you find a clue.
The fans booed that practice? I thought you said “Dude let’s see some cactus.”