TGIF it’s Caption Contest Day

87 thoughts on “TGIF it’s Caption Contest Day”

1. Hey Homer, it’s not that bad. You can always draft Raidahs!

2. I don’t blame you , Homer. Prater is the top Bronco prospect…

3. The good news is your team had the 1st fantasy pick, the bad news is they took Orton at QB.

4. Just because you picked Orton doesn’t mean you should end it

5. Looking at this team I understand it is better to end it then go through the office humiliation.

6. You got the Denver defense…tough break

7. If you draft Patriots, they could be Broncos by the end of the season

8. You don’t have to pick Orton, Cutler is available.

9. Sorry Jim, but the only receivers left are Burress, T.O. or Marshall.

10. I PROMISE Elway’s not going to come after you if you pick from other teams.

11. Wow! It’s a sad day in Denver when Radiers are picked before Broncos!

12. I’ll give you credit for one thing at least. Orton Hears a Who is a great team name, but I’d jump too if I drafted him as my only quarterback.

13. You realize that’s not a fantasy sidewalk down there, don’t you?

14. I know you are a loyal fan, but drafting the entire Broncos team??? No wonder you think you can fly like a bird too…….

15. See that penny on the sidewalk? That’s how large your chance of winning with this team is.

16. Monday, January 4th, 2010.

    So you really thought McDaniels was a geniuses!?!?!

17. Monday, January 4th, 2010.

    I have never seen a fantasy team finish with less points then it started!

18. Sure glad we don’t have to draft a coach!!!!

19. Can’t decide whether to draft a B Marshall or to jump! Neither will help my fantasy team.

20. You’re on the clock…Orton, Vick or Cutler?

21. No, your wife doesn’t count as a pick for QB.

22. Fantasy team?!? This reads more like a nightmare!

23. Hey, at least we still have Brandon Marshall!

24. What about Brandon Marshall?

25. You picked Brandon Marshall? This is a fantasy team, not an alternate reality!

26. You can still pick Favre. He had a fantasy retirement.

27. Cutler in round 3…….Orton in round 12……Who won that trade?

28. Michael Vick got picked ahead of Orton??!!

29. The bears backup QB was even picked ahead of Orton.

30. I told you if you wore that jersey it would make it worse…..

31. QB…Cutler, WR….Marshall. You’re livin’ in the past man!

32. Don’t feel so bad, it says here the Broncos should lead the league in points allowed, turnovers, and star players chased out of town.

33. Relax, you picked Eddie Royal, he is going to bve a stud.

34. It says here that Kyle Orton could be a sleeper.

35. Look at the bright side, at least you don’t have to actually deal with Brandon Marshall.

36. These things aren’t usually right anyway.

37. C’mon back, at least Orton is higher than Jamarcus Russell.

38. If you jump and go splat, the mess won’t be as big as the one McDaniels made out of the Broncos.

39. What is the big deal? The Raiders go through this every year.

40. You must have been a mile high when you picked this season’s team, only place to go is down what are you waiting for?

41. All I said was I would trade Farve and Vick for Marshall!!

42. With those picks I would jump to.

43. “Be positive. Things change after a bye week”

44. “At least your chances are better than the lottery.”

45. “I’ve seen coaches fired after for games. Don’t quit now.”

46. CORRECTION: (PREVIOUS)

    “I’ve seen coaches fired after four games. Don’t quit now.”

47. I have to hand it to you Mr Bowlen, your fantasy team is a heck of a lot better than your real one.

48. It could be worse, we could have picked Matt Cassell.

49. That guy down there? Oh he just learned he drafted a bunch of players from the Detroit Lions.

50. Okay, if we let you have a do-over on your Brandon Marshall pick, you promise that you won’t jump?

51. Come on Dear, it’s not that bad, I’m sure lots of people took Brandon Marshall as their #1 pick…..

52. It’s official…the only Denver pick was The Barrel Man.

53. It’s official…the only pick out of Denver was The Barrel Man.

54. Your fantasy team…”One small step for man, one giant leap for Broncomaniacs”.

55. Some guy in Detroit drafted the entire Lions team.

56. You could drop Orton and pickup Vick!

57. “…and the only players left are from the Broncos. So, when do the Nuggets start ?!?!

58. Your picks:

    Kyle Orton

    Brandon Marshall

    Denver Broncos Defense

59. Your automated draft:

    Kyle Orton

    Matt Cassell

    Brandon Marshall

    Plaxico Burress

60. You’re on the clock for a running back:

    Knowshown Moreno

    Correll Buckhalter

    LaMont Jordon

61. You have a choice between the Broncos Defense or the Detroit Defense. It’s your call…

62. The bylaws clearly state “Once the draft is over, you cannot trade your quarterback for a pretend quarterback from Chicago.”

63. What’s the matter Bill? Not the kind of fantasy you envisioned, huh?

64. Quite a delemna. You can either jump and die or just stand right there and die.

65. …can I have your running backs?

66. Fantasy? This is a nightmare!!

67. “Uh…just so you know, the draft fees are due today.”

68. Come back in! Play Fantasy Football! Reality Football is just too painful.

69. This explains everything. McDaniels mixed up his Fantasy cheat sheets with his Broncos roster.

70. Well not all of the CU Buffs were picked ahead of you

71. Does the name ‘Tom Brandstater’ do anything for ya?

72. Com back in! You just got a trade offer. Hoodies Rule just offered you Jay Cutler for Kyle Orton.

73. Listen, I feel your pain but drafting Rockies players wasn’t the best way to deal with this and neither is jumping. Hold on…you actually PICKED a Bronco on your team? Ignore what I just said.

74. Hold on… The Broncos just picked up Gus Frerotte!

75. There is some good news after going over your Fantasy Draft of all Broncos players….ummm….you will feel less pain after the jump.

76. The probability of you taking first in your league after this draft is about as likely as the Bronco Defense being first in the league.

77. “Your not gonna like this…It says you should go ahead and jump….”

78. Relax Homer! It’s not as bad as that year you picked Stefan Fatsis as your kicker.

79. Hey it could be worse…You could live in Oakland

80. Don’t jump Honey, this Ingle looks like a nice young man.

81. Looking at this…I suggest you try Fantasy Basketball.

82. Good news…Brandstater hasn’t been selected.

83. Look at this…they put sudoku puzzles on the back of this draft list.

84. Look at this…they put sudoku puzzles on the back of your draft list.

85. Broncos, schmoncos… There are still a lot of Raidahs on the board!

86. OK. After you jump, Mike’s got your Favre pick, Louie has Fitzgerald, Tom’s got your tight end, and I’ve got your Peterson at RB and NY Giants defense. Oh Yeah, bummer about the Broncos this year!

87. We might as well draft Maurice Clarette again at this point.