TGIF: It’s Caption Contest Time

94 thoughts on “TGIF: It’s Caption Contest Time”

1. New technique for slicing the ball?

2. Well at least you’re not complaining about the Rockies

3. Don’t worry about it. You can always try out for “Dancing with the Stars”

4. It would probably be a lot easier to hit if the Rockies bullpen threw it to you.

5. Well congratulations … you knocked the eyeball right out of that woodchuck. Do you feel like a real big man now? I swear, Eugene — there’s blood all over your new Polo. Now hide that dead carcass so we can play some golf.

6. 1….2….3…..Bogey……Double Bogey……

7. On the bright side, that’s the straightest drive you’ve had all day….

8. Look at that, a snowman in June!

9. Not as easy as it looks on TV is it?

10. You haven’t used this much profanity since Broncos season.

11. Look this is your last mulligan, its getting late and Im losing my buzz.

12. Tell me again… why aren’t you playing with me on the front tee’s?

13. I suppose this is all my fault… you usually play better with your buddies.

14. Nice Dear, way to keep your composure.

15. Maybe we should try fishing.

16. I’m amused at the simplicity of this game.

17. Honey, just pick it up. I know the next shot will end up on the green.

18. Time to quit watching “Happy Gilmore”.

19. *alternative to previous post*

    I spouse this is all my fault… you usually play better with your buddies?

20. *Never respond to the cartoon contest until you have your first cup of coffee*

    not spouse but suppose… I suppose this is all my fault… Never mind it kind of lose the effect if I don’t get it right the first time. Good luck.

21. Honey, the problem is your loft….Lack Of Freakin Talent.

22. Just because you do great on the Wii, it doesn’t mean you can be that good in real life.

23. Hitting it that hard isn’t going to bring Jay Cutler back.

24. Just because you call yourself “Tiger”, that doesn’t mean you can play golf.

25. Get in the hole!!!

26. Usually when you shout out 4, it doesn’t refer to the distance the ball is going.

27. The object of the game is to hit it TOWARDS the hole.

28. “You’re right – this is more fun than shopping”

29. At least the Titanium Shaft seems to be holding up…

30. Although you should yell out a four letter word that begins with “F”, I think FORE was what you meant…

31. “That’s not how they do it on T.V.!”

32. And I thought Charles Barkley’s swing was bad…..yours is just “turruble”

33. be the ball Dear…be the ball

34. As Tiger says, “Just do it”

35. I don’t think you used enough club Dear…

36. Thats ok Tony thats how your whole season went

37. Next year I get to decide what we do for our anniversary.

38. It’s a good thing you bought those new extra-distance golf balls.

39. Well if your goal was to put in a sprinkler system, you have dug too deep!

40. Not Tiger, but definitely not out of the woods.

41. Honey, I think that you are trying to put to much backspin on it.

42. Football, hockey, basketball, baseball, and now golf. Why don’t we try bowling?

43. Pretending the ball is the Monfort’s won’t help Clint.

44. Fred let me guess, you hate to lose just like LeBron.

45. Thats the Broncos off season for you

46. It’s in the hole! Oh wait, no.

47. Warming up for the Broncos season?

48. I don’t see why your so mad. I got it in on one try

49. I’m keep telling you to stop picturing Josh McDaniel’s face on the ball!

50. Taylor Made Whack-A-Mole Champion.

51. My Golf Pro warned me there’d be days like this.

52. I’m still keeping score!

53. Am I getting on your nerves, Dear?

54. Let me guess…we’re gonna blame this on PMS too?

55. Hitting it that hard won’t bring Matt Holliday back.

    (bit more current-affairs)

56. You the Man, Honey!!!

57. Slow your back swing down!!!

58. Like you said, golf is form of recreation. Or was that “wreck creation”?

59. Like you said, “Golf is a form of recreation.” Or was that “wreck creation”?

60. Playing golf with you is definitely an earthmoving experience, Dear.

61. “I knew you didn’t take golf lessons, are you having an affair?”

62. That swing made my back hurt.

63. You’re supposed to make it in the hole, not make a hole and then put it in.

64. I can’t believe we gave up ballet tickets for this!!!

65. “That ball looks nothing like Kobe. You need to re-direct your anger”

66. Dear OH Dear! And this is just the Driving Range!

67. I don’t think thats how Tiger plays.

68. Just because you can beat Tiger Woods on the Wii doesn’t mean you can play like that in real life.

69. Mind if I “play through”?

70. Do we really have to do this every time Tiger wins!

71. You certainly have mastered the “mulligan”!

72. “Honey, You’re John McEnroe tantrum impersonation doesn’t work on the golf course.”

73. Ugh…maybe Tiger’s “swing doctor” is available!

74. Your swing would make charles’s smile,but your language would make Tiger Blush!!!

75. Come to papa Mr.Gopher

76. Smashing my ball into the ground will not help you beat me.

77. Dear, maybe you better just go back to watching the Rockies. Your golf clubs won’t fit in the oven.

78. “I love the time we spend together, relaxing”

79. “I just asked if Josh McDaniels could play through'”

80. I told you to use a 9 iron.

81. Stop aiming for the Monforts and Josh!!!

82. So that is the inspiration behind RAP lyrics???

83. You are Tiger. You are Tiger,,, yeah no you’re not.

84. Different Sport.

    Same result.

    Same language.

85. That golf ball is safer than the TV you swung at the last time you had that club.

86. “Now I understand why there are so many golfing widows”

87. Geez…now you’re going to need a chiropractor and “swing doctor”

88. Can we PLEASE go to the club house now!

89. I see you have been taking golf etiquette lessons from Tiger.

90. Golf really is a FOUR Letter Word

91. The girls at bridge club are gonna love this story

92. Tell me again why you needed that Titanium Driver?

93. No Tiger Woods swing, but you do have the Lebron James attitude!

94. Remember…

    Your worst day on the golf course is better than your best day at work.