The Game of Golf

3 thoughts on “The Game of Golf”

1. Good Morning from Omaha,

   I claim the title the world worst golfer. i would probably be better if I played more often but no I play 36 holes in one day and then complain that I can’t play golf.

   One of the best golf coaches I have is my son and I should listen to him more often or carry a little tape of him telling me to relax.

   sounds like things are moving ahead with plano- a change a scenery could recharge the batteries and open up more opportunities for you.As I like to say to kids asking if they should move you’re young, you have no anchor on your ankles go for it.

   Strive for excellence,nothing but your best.

   Gene

2. Dear Omaha and Drew,

   First of all I think I can make a claim for worst golfer. #1 acculade? I’ve forgotten how many times I’ve teed off, then the ball would have such a slice that it ricocheted off a tree, the ball washer, or a bench and come back to strike me in the groin. I swear sometimes those balls attack me like they’re patriot missle’s. These day’s for the most part I mainly golf by hitting balls on the practice range hoping to get better. However I do occasionally play in golf tournaments for charity.

   Last tournament I was in was for fighting breast cancer (My mother was fighting the disease at the time) I finished in last place by 28 strokes over next to last with a total score of 135. Still the money went to a good cause.

   Drew, in many way’s your golfing game of life resembled all too closely my golf game (except for not seeing a spot for “ball rebounds, hits you in the crotch”. It was very witty and very funny.

   All the best

   Louis

3. Gene & Louis–

   At least you can HIT the ball! My attempts at golfing have been rather pathetic. My only truly awesome moment was sinking a long putt on the green. Otherwise, I was told to “pick it up, and move on”.

   Drew–

   My spaces would have “see local wildlife doing inappropriate things to the sand trap” and “lightning strikes large tree near you” in addition to the items you already have mentioned.