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Follow MeThe Rules:
1) Be original
2) Keep them clean
3) Enter as many times as you want
4) Enter only on the blog please (www.drewlitton.com)
5) Have Fun!
6) Tell your friends to enter for braggin’ rights
Deadline is next Thursday at 5 p.m. MDT
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Your plans to stop my online fantasy draft will go on as planned!!! MooHAHAHAHA
Honey no matter how hard you try, you cant block out the Tim Tebow coverage
That’s not going to block Elvis and Von, dear.
Dear, the NCAA only has jurisdiction over colleges and universities.
Honey, I know you’ve heard that “planking” is the latest thing, but you’re doing it wrong.
Oh, puh-lease… I didn’t invite THAT many guys over for the football game…
Is this for hurricane season, football season, or visiting In-Laws season?
Irene’s already here. She’s in the bathroom.
That’s a little extreme set up for your NCAA bracket, don’t you think?
“You’re wasting your time. The fantasy football draft is at Pete’s house this year.”
OR
“You know, keeping the rest of the league from coming in doesn’t mean you get first pick in the draft.”
Is this your way of saying you don’t want Ochocinco in our guest room?
“It’s ok dear. I haven’t been able to afford season tickets since 1983.”
What you are more scared of, Hurricane Irene or Rex Ryan?
Does not matter to me, I am not going out of the house until after football season ends.
“Are you boarding up for Hurricane Irene or for Tebow-Mania?”
I’m not worried about Hurricane Irene. I’m more scared of another Rocktober in September run.
Relax, I already checked. NASCAR won’t issue a special Danica Patrick calendar this year.
Tebow’s passing only one can penetrate this
You should have waited until AFTER I left. Now we can enjoy the MLB post-season together.
Nothing will stop the zombie NBA season… absolutely nothing.
Relax, the Pro Cycling Challenge fans only sometimes look like the barbarian horde.
Now you’re boarderline.
I always wanted to be Chairman of the Board.
Aren’t you going a little overboard?
That’s not what I meant by “Get your nails done”.
A penny nail for your thoughts.
Just had to tell everyone you’re Orton’s biggest fan, didn’t you?
Quinn’s at the back door. Says he likes sneaking through when people aren’t looking.
Preparing for Miami Hurricanes season, I see.
Sorry, even a silver stake won’t stop a 3-way quarterback controversy.
#1: No Obama didn’t cut short his vacation to come here.
#2: I see your determined to keep me home tonight
#3: What will you do when our dog has to do his “business”?
#4: I never went this far to stop YOUR in-laws from visiting.
P.S. (I think I should stop after this with the in-law jokes)
#5:What some people won’t do to stop junk mail.
P.S. (embarrased by this one a bit because I work for the post office.)
#6: Danica Patrick going to NASCAR full time doesn’t mean the end of the world.
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Dear Drew,
For the longest time I tried to figure out what your caption contests remind me of. Recently it hit me. It was the MAD magazine section called “Snappy answers to stupid questions” Perhaps in a future caption contest you could have one person ask a stupid question and then leave the response blank for us to come up with the snappy answer.
Just a thought.
All the best
Louis
You’re not a football widow…there’s baseball, basketball and hockey, too.
Isn’t this a little overblown, Irene?
Don’t fence me in.
‘Tis the preseason to be jolly.
You don’t like your mother coming over either I see.
Hey, Honey… I’m watching the NFL!! Ya think you could do that from the outside???”
Oh, is your mother-in-law coming?
First the NFL, then the NBA, & now the IRENE Lockout…what a nightmare, huh?
“Honey, we live in Denver, I think we’re safe.”
Honey, the Legion of Doom is just a nickname for the Defense
Put a newspaper in front of the doggie door.
I guess you’ve forgotten my favorite movie, “The Great Escape”….you can’t keep me from going to the Oakland MNF game!
You can’t stop Me from going to the last pre-season Bronco game!
I’ll just do the live Football Fantesy Draft on live video!
My buddies are coming over for the live Football Fantasy Draft! And you can’t stop them!
Wanted to discuss those papers you sent me, so I climbed through the chimney.. Coffee?
Keep Irene out, NFL in. Thank you!
Do you honestly think that will keep the Bronco’s defense out?
That may keep the Oakland Raider fans out of our house
“You know dear, my tee-time isn’t before next friday…”
You’re too late. I already have what I need to make my world-famous chili-grape jelly-sauerkraut-and-liverwurst topped hotdogs for the big game.
“The back door was open.”
I think you’re supposed to wait until I leave….
“You know my mom has a Sawzall, don’t you?”
Does this mean MNF party nights are out? A penny “nail” for your thoughts!
To bad, i already have my computer so ha! I’m good for the season
WOW this Lockout Business is really striking close to home!
So I guess you don’t want me going to the Fantasy Football draft tonight?
I’ll call jack and let him know I will not be kicking of the 2011 NFL season with him…
Should expect arbitration before you allow the boys in to watch the games this season?
Preparing for Raider week already, huh?
Apparently, we need to discuss what “lock-out” really meant.
You realize this only works if you put the boards on the OUTSIDE of the house?
You realize I can still watch the game on T.V, right?
Come on! Do you really think the ‘Canes will do any damage this year?
I see you’re not on board with Orton.
Uh Dear. Let me explain. A Miami Hurricane is not the cousin of Hurrican Irene.
honey the NFL season hasn’t even started yet.Is this your way of telling me i can’t join a bandwagon team this year?
Still in lockout mode i see
are u really that scared of the raiders?
Sorry dear. That STILL won’t stop this seasons political ads.
Actually, the fantasy draft is online this year…