Broncos Draft Caption Contest

141 thoughts on “Broncos Draft Caption Contest”

1. Thou shalt not draft another Jarvis Moss.

2. And the Broncos shall have a defense, a running game and a quarterback who knows how to WIN!!!

3. The list of draft busts was too long

4. I thought Pat took away all that absolute power hullabaloo.

5. I told you Madden would leave him a draft list.

6. How long do you think we will wander in the wilderness?

7. And on the sixth day he said “let there be defense”

8. This guy has managed to ruin our franchise in just over 40 days and 40 nights.

9. Hey Mac! When Pat said we have “ten” of them he meant Draft Picks!!

10. I wonder if Xanders is bringing out a golden calf too?

11. Dang! He’s back. Go hide the Golden Cutler idol.

12. Divine intervention is our only hope this season

13. So much for not coveting thy neighbor’s goods.

14. “Is that the glory of Bill Belichick shining from him or just his arrogance?”

15. Has anyone told he should behind the curtain?

16. Has anyone told him, he should behind the curtain?

17. I have learned from Obama … I will spend our way out the problem

18. …and he thought Cutler had a big ego!!!

19. Do you think that is why Pat gave him the job?

20. so it is written, so it shall be done!!!!

21. This should be different! Shannahan only asked Him for answers.

22. this Bronco’s season is being sponsored by Anacin head ache pain relief for Bronco’s fans!!!

    Gene

23. …and Shanny thought that he was on top of the world, McKid Thinks he is

24. Thats the list of Ex-Patriots he just acquired in exchange for our two first round picks

25. 10 Commandments all about Quarterbacks??? I think he fumbled the original tablets.

26. Drew,

    I like your caricature of McD… he looks like Shannahan-light.

    Mike

27. Let us hope that rule number one is “don’t draft bad guys for make overs.”

28. Holy Moses, there’s a chip on his shoulder and it’s big as a boulder!

29. “That’s fine, but I want to see if he can part the Steelers defense!”

30. Of all the things to bring back from on high, he’s got the tombstones to the next two seasons!

31. “MCDANIELS 1:1 “In the beginning McDanials created the 09 Broncos from scratch” God help us”

32. If only he had read the one about lying we wouldn’t be in this mess…

33. “I thought we just got rid of God’s greatest gift to football.”

34. Let’s hope one of the commandments is “Thou shall not use the phrase ‘the player.'”

35. still better than a Raiders fan.

36. I hope the first one is thout shall bring back Shanahan

37. In the begining there was a team. The McDaniles said “I want Cassle” and there was chaos and it was bad.

38. Don’t tell me he traded Brandon Marshall for the Ark of the Covenant.

39. Alright, now he has gone too far.

40. Thou shall not have any busts

41. “Thou Shalt Ignore Thy Defense?” Yeah, we got that one covered!

42. Is that a list of 10 running backs he wants on his roster

43. I have a “knowshon” that we will be running through the wilderness for awhile.

44. Maybe he should have read the 2nd commandment: “Thou shall not trade next years 1st round pick for a 5’9″ cornerback.”

45. Divine intervention? Or divine Josh-Vision?

46. The “Golden Child” he isn’t.

47. Josh, I don’t think two stone tablets are going to stop the run either. You need players for that.

48. He’s going to be a tough coach. Those are headstones.

49. “Looks like he ran Moses out of town too.”

50. Well, this draft has been a disaster of biblical proportions.

51. Great! Another Season wandering in the desert.

52. The plagues of McDaniels: Trading Cutler, the 2009 draft class, ignoring defensive needs, becoming the league laughing stock, tarnished franchise, insulting the fans…

53. thou shall not have 100 running backs and 3 D- backs

54. “Big Whoop! I thought you were going to FIX THE DEFENSE!”

55. “Yes, Josh, we’re all very impressed by your playbook. WHAT ABOUT THE DEFENSE?!”

56. “I hope he knows thats only Mel Kiper up there”

57. Now the Divine is giving us instructions?

58. “First he thinks he’s Belichick now he thinks he’s Moses”

59. Forget The Promised Land. He’ll be lucky if he can find the playoffs!

60. Ten Commandments? How about Ten wins this season?

61. The Broncos are going to need divine intervention after this draft.

62. Great! Now Belicheat commanded McDaniels to part the sea of angry Broncos fans with a slow RB and 5’9″ CB. We’ll be 0-40 in no time!

63. So does this mean we wont see a superbowl for forty years?

64. Thou shalt not last two seasons.

65. Just a guess here, but I think we hit all our picks this year.

66. “Stone tablets? Better read fast before he destroys them too.”

67. “Don’t you hate it when leaders blame bad decisions on God!”

68. This kid likes to showboat his draft boards, doesn’t he?

69. I guess he talked to Shanahan after all.

70. Those draft names may come from on high, but I doubt they’ll get us out of the wilderness.

71. Those look like some solid draft boards to me.

72. Look! He’s already got the career R.I.P. tombstones for himself and Brian Xanders…

73. He’s not Belichick. He’s not Shannahan. And he sure as heck isn’t Charlton Heston!

74. “How do you get the message so wrong when it’s carved in stone?”

75. I hear he’s hiring the tablets as Defensive ends.

76. And I thought getting rid of a franchise quarterback was sacrilegious!

77. I still say that bush sounded an awful lot like Bill Belichick

78. Yeah, but will he be able to part the sea?

79. I think Dan O’Dowd just got bumped from his thrown as ‘Biggest Idiot’ in Colorado…

80. Well, I guess I should spell it right, huh?

    I think Dan O’Dowd just got bumped from his throne as ‘Biggest Idiot’ in Colorado…

81. You know, he is going to make a heck of a High School coach someday

82. Doesn’t he realize those are the Matt Millen rules for drafting?

83. I am getting the picture. The defense will be parted like the Red Sea, again…

84. From the looks of these picks, he must’ve been SMOKING the burning bush!

85. God help the Broncos, cause McDaniels sure isn’t!

86. Guess that the latest free agents he’s signed

87. He has spoken to the football gods!!! Hope he listened!!!!

88. Will these picks be the Broncos’ salvation or epitaph?

89. Let’s hope the defense isn’t also set in stone.

90. Don’t get excited yet. Reeves and Shanahan smashed those tablets before.

91. Let’s hope Knowshon can part opposing defenses.

92. There’s only nine of them, he traded away the first commandment.

93. He will probably trade these away too.

94. He had to get instructions from God! Hope God knows what his doing because McDaniels sure doesn’t.

95. Well we had to go through years of slavery and tyranny under Shanahan could it get any worse.

    (Jewish joke, sorry to all my jewish brothers out there.)

96. “Ok, this is out of hand, now he Thinks he IS Belichick”

97. This is going to be a long season.

98. Huh? It looks like it reads McDaniels and Xanders. Who would of thought they would bring there own Tombstones.

99. He’s holding 2 tablets…..After this draft, I need to take 2 tablets!

100. He wrote the 10 Commandments for demolishing a football team.

101. “Well, he did study under a master chiseler…”

102. I want to ammend the last one…

     “What do you expect? His last job was working for a ‘Master’ chiseler…”

103. “I hope Moses knows more about The Draft then he does”

104. I thought it was supposed to be new and different, not something older than the hills!

105. “He just went to see Belichick”

106. “You said there would be drama in the draft!”

107. Big deal – Let’s wait till he can at least walk across Sloan’s Lake…..

108. I give to you from the Lord thy Belichick, these 10 Commandments of the Draft for all to obey.

109. “Does this mean the plagues are over? Let our team grow!”

110. No Josh, just because you wrote chiseled it in stone, you can’t trade the fans for another draft pick.

111. Oops, let me try that again:

     No Josh, just because you chiseled it in stone, you can’t trade the fans for another draft pick.

112. It all makes sense now. He believes in a football god. Lets just hope it isn’t Al Davis.

113. Great. Turns out he’s not as arrogant as we all thought…he’s DELUSIONAL.

114. Looks like Jay got out just in time…

115. No, He thought it was the 2009 DAFT picks…

116. “Oh great, he’s been role playing up on Conundrum Peak again.”

117. “Here comes our False Messiah down from the Mount of Olives.”

118. “Behold the seventh sign of the apocalypse.”

119. Oh no. If these are the rules that I think they are, the seventh day is set aside for rest.

120. From the Mastermind to the Mindless Master….

121. From the Mastermind to the Mindless List….

122. He doesn’t even resemble Charlton Heston….

123. We are going to need Cecil B. DeMille’s special effects too….

124. Coach, Coach, Will Our Super Bowl Parties Rock if we serve Coors Light?

125. Please tell me we’re on candid camera!

126. Didn’t Moses have a bit more facial hair?

127. No, those are player rules to live by or be traded….

128. Well, he says he’s been inspired.

     Me, I wish he’d never been hired!

129. Just because New England got Tom Brady in the 6th doesn’t mean taking Tom Brandstater in the 6th is going to take care of the problem he caused.

130. Oh crap, he saw a quarterback available in the 6th round with the initials T.B. and thought he was getting Tom Brady.

131. And there’s the problem. He thinks the spotlight should only be on him.

132. Apparently God is the only person who’s still talking to him.

133. If he’d come down off his mountain earlier we’d still have Cutler.

134. And you thought he wouldn’t listen to anyone.

135. I told you he had a bit of an ego problem.

136. Is he going to make this big a production out of every thing he does?

137. What will he do if one of those names gets traded?

138. I’m trying hard not to covet my neighbor’s draft picks.

139. If Gods not a Bronco fan, then why are sunsets orange and blue. Now how I hope that’s true!

140. “Those are HUGE pieces of toast!”

141. Thanks for the great entries. You’re making it tough to pick a winner. This weeks caption contest is now closed.