Caption Contest Returns!

52 thoughts on “Caption Contest Returns!”

1. What do you mean I don’t qualify for a loan modification?

2. I’d like to deposit this in Bud Seligs account…

3. I need some TARP money for a ticket to Colorado

4. I borrowed this from my kid….the wife won’t give up the House’s……..will this cover it?

5. The government gave you a bailout, how about giving us one?

6. Please let me by the team, Bud doesn’t even know the infield fly rule.

7. YES, I own the team, but have you seen the price of a Dodger Dog?

8. This is the money that I hide from my ex-wife, will it cover my debt?

9. Give a poor bum a break! It’s all I got!

10. Feels a little light to me.

11. Hey, at least this isn’t in Euros!!

12. I just need a little help until the money starts coming back in. I don’t want to end up like Montreal!

13. Don’t hurt me. Just take it.

14. “Oh come on, what do you mean? Why won’t you accept it!?!?! I stole this from a Giants fan in the parking lot, fair and square!!!”

15. First the McCourts and now, because of the bail outs, this is all I get for opening THREE accounts with your bank? No toaster??!!!

16. You’d think I was the one getting divorced.

17. i would like to deposit this into my savings account for a new team please

18. Loan? I’m saving what little I’ve got left!

19. You should see what’s left of my pride.

20. I think this is an antique from the 50’s. Can I use it as a down payment?

21. Please, M’am, could I have more?

22. If we don’t get the money, we’ll have to move back to Brooklyn.

23. Feed the piggy…..PLEASE!!!!!

24. Can I at least borrow bus fare back to Albuquerque?

25. My kids have taken over the team and are paying me an allowance,

26. Please, put my piggy in the vault before they take him too!!

27. Can I make a trade with you?

28. Ever since Manny left, it just kept shrinking!

29. I’m sorry miss. This is all I have left after Major League Baseball started running the franchise.

30. This little piggy has none. WEEEEE!!!

31. “Please hide this from my wife.”

    In an unrelated topic, will you do a cartoon about the hit by Brian Mullan on Steve Zakuani in the Colorado Rapids game this past Friday?

32. Pinched pennies are legal tender, too!

33. Don’t BALK at me!!

34. Ducks on pond or Pigs in bank — Fielders choice to help them THINK BLack!

35. I’ll gladly pay you tuesday, If you cover the payroll today!!

36. So this is what 1/2 looks like.

37. If this isn’t enough I’ll autograph some baseball cards for you.

38. your kidding me, your telling me that they are moving another basketball team, and getting a football team here and you can’t give me anymore money!!!!!

39. They said there would be pay cuts, but THIS is ridiculous…

40. Will you please just hide it before Schieffer gets here?!?!

41. What do you mean you won’t refi the pig?

42. My kids would like to donate this to the Gaints fan that was hurt after the Dodgers game. With hopes of a speedy recovery.

43. I swear it’s all that’s left from what the Red Sox gave us to take Manny

44. Kindly tip the blog monster?

45. Collateral? Don’t we have enough collateral damage already?

46. If you’ll kindly cover my payroll today, I’ll gladly pay you an Ethier on Tuesday.

47. Will this be enough to keep Dodger Stadium open another week?

48. Proceeds from the Dodger Divorce.

49. Will you run this through the coin machine?

50. This is what’s left after the Dodger Divorce!

51. Excuse me miss… do you think you could hide this in your safe? If anyone from the MLB comes by here just play dumb.

52. Give this to the big BUMS!