New Caption Contest

108 thoughts on “New Caption Contest”

1. really that guy isn’t even the 2nd string QB on the team so why should i care.i play for my teammates and coaches

2. Give it up, McDaniels!

3. I see Tim has more money and time these days to come up with stuff like this!

4. i don’t have time for this .why don’t you ask him about that he has alot of time on his hands carrying a clipboard

5. “THIS doesn’t bother me. That the put this up instead of the “Fire the running backs!” sign though, that’s upsetting.”

6. So this is how Jake felt? Maybe I should marry a cheerleader and move to Idaho, too.

7. The last thing I care about is what the fans think.

8. I would be better in Miami

9. Really Mom? All I wanted for my birthday was card….

10. This money could of went to my Jack Daniels fund.

11. “I wonder if Chicago would take me back?”

12. “…and they say Philly has the toughest fans.”

13. “I guess ‘THE DRIVE’ now means seeing this on the way to the stadium.”

14. Home Sweet Home…?

15. What happened to “Judge not, lest ye be judged?”

16. Well, I can’t fix everything.

17. Is it too late to update my fantasy lineup?

18. Man, I never noticed how HUGE Tebow’s nose is.

19. I really think the Friar look was his best one.

20. I’m still not getting the eye black thing. Why does he even need it?

21. “Well, at least he’s not looking over only MY shoulder now….”

22. “Geez, I just wish they’d come out and say what they’re thinkin’…”

23. “Hm….maybe ‘Melo had the right idea…”

24. “Hey, that was nice of them to build a new target for Tulo to aim at!”

25. “Hey! Not cool!

    How could they just skip over Brady like that?!”

26. “Wow….whoever paid for this must have taken Tebow in the first round of the NFL, oh, I mean, fantasy football draft”

27. damn, his PR campaign is worse than obama’s.

28. Who put this in my front yard?

29. Good thing coach Fox doesn’t care what the fans think either.

30. And I thought Chicago was bad.

31. What’s next, a Cutler “Miss me yet?” sign?

32. Why can’t Tebow fans just donate their money to his orphanages not billboards?

33. I wonder if they’ll still trade me to Miami

34. First God, now Denver, is anyone still supporting me?

35. You want this grief? Be my guest!

36. There goes my skyline view.

37. “. . .”

38. The should stuck that 10 Grand somewhere else!

39. “Shoulda’ stuck in Chicago with the Bears….only had to worry about Grossman there.”

40. “That’s a good idea, we should play Tim at WR. But didn’t we already cut Greg?”

41. I wonder if Jake Plummer needs a doubles partner for handball.

42. Week one and I’ve already been voted off the island.

43. well, if he does get my job at least I can say I have created more jobs then the president has

44. Man, I need his PR Guy!

45. It’s because I didn’t shave, isn’t it?

46. first the chiefs red sports authority sign and now this?

47. A dismal season, going from bad to worse.

48. Next thing you know they’ll begging them to bring back Brad Van Pelt

49. Why is this sign at the players entrance?

50. When they asked for donations for the new stadium sign, I had no idea that this is what they were talking about.

51. The ghost of McDaniels is still here!

52. I’m not worried. Fox is obviously blind.

53. His head seems bigger in person.

54. I guess I’m the charity.

55. And to think I left Chicago for this?

56. Elway’s at it again!

57. Those Miami fans have gone too far!

58. Fan-tastic.

59. They’re probably Raider traitors.

60. There’s no team in Tebow.

61. I am not a crook.

62. I’m not feeling the love.

63. Here’s your sign.

64. I least I’m not on a milk carton.

65. Tebow always gets top billing.

66. Sigh, he’s gotta be the most popular third string quarterback ever.

67. Sigh, if you keep agreeing with the fans, you’ll be sitting up in the stands with them…

68. Well at least I’m not Jake Plummer

69. 7,759 passing yards and 42 touchdowns, and this is the thanks I get?

70. When they said “he didn’t have a prayer” I guess he believed them. Now he’s advertising.

71. Isn’t a Wheaties box enough?

72. “This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation…”

    (1 Timothy, Chapter 1, verse 15)

73. “This thou knowest, that all they which are in Asia be turned away from me;…”

    (2 Timothy, Chapter 1, Verse 15)

74. Don’t they know Weber is better than all of us….

75. So that’s how John intends to get Luck.

76. This is probably good preparation for all the campaign ads next year.

77. Where is my “Play Orton, Trade Tebow” billboard!?!

78. Why do they want a Wide Receiver to play QB?

79. Let’s hope “G-Man” doesn’t see this.

80. Hmmmm, ok, but who do they want in as quarterback?

81. “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME!”

    “I TRY NOT TO LISTEN TO CRITICISM, BUT A BILLBOARD IN MY FRONT YARD!?”

    “Apperently I am not wearing the right undershirt.”

82. “That is the worst new stadium name I have ever seem!”

83. I need to get a better Agent!

84. Come on Mom … all this over a dropped ball against the Raiders!?

85. First Cutler and now this Kid!

    Whats next, a Job in the CFL?

86. “I should have taken my talents to South Beach!”

87. “Fans don’t decide who starts, billboards don’t decide who starts!”

88. “I wonder if anyone knows I paid the $10,000?”

89. “If I had a dollar for every time I heard that…oh yeah, I guess I do.”

90. The second coming will not be announced on a billboard!

91. “Hey I cant see the play-offs with your big head in the way!”

92. At least on the road, these things try to sell me cell phone service…

93. “Now I know how Jake Plummer felt”

94. I wonder if ESPN is hiring?

95. Just great. Now I’ll make Litton’s homepage.

96. Did they have to put it on my front lawn?

97. What real fan would show a guy’s pores that big?

98. OK, mom, if you want me home for Thanksgiving just say so next time!

99. Why didn’t I get one when they demoted me for Griese?

100. So that’s why Quinn’s whistling “Mr. Cellophane”.

101. #1: Looks like we know where Solyndra spent their 500 million.

     #2: Maybe this will happen in Madden 12.

     #3: The religious right is now spoken for.

     #4 *singing* You put Tim Tebow in, Kyle Orton out, you put Tim Tebow in and you shake them all about…..

     (*sing to the song “The Hokey Pokey”)

102. Season’s Greetings.

103. I’ll bet Red Sox fans wish that this was the biggest dilemma that was facing their team.

104. Well, at least I got top billing!

105. What’s next, “Bench Royal, Start Tebow”?!

106. What’s next, “Bench Royal, Play Tebow”?!

107. Not you too, mom?

108. Coach Mac must still be trying to influence the offense.