TGIF: It’s Broncos Caption Contest Day

170 thoughts on “TGIF: It’s Broncos Caption Contest Day”

1. It’s not coming off until the Nuggets season starts

2. So…think Tulo can play QB too?

3. For what I pay for these seats, I’ll watch the game I want. Today, it’s January 11, 1987.

4. Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens!

5. i can’t watch, that is unless we score or get a turnover.

6. Blindfolded or not…win or lose….

   I am just glad McDaniels didn’t sign Vick!

7. Believe me, it’s much better this way.

8. Was that a touchdown cheer I heard or Marshall being carted off?

9. This way I can’t actually see the holes in the defense and the lack of offense.

10. I can’t wait to watch this on TiVo.

11. What?!? You’ve never heard of “blind faith”?!?

12. “Bob Vila always recommends wearing eye protection when you start a remodeling project.”

13. This way no one can see me when I cry.

14. There is something worse than blindness, and that is seeing something that isn’t there.

15. Tell me when it’s over!

16. And my earpiece radio says the Rockies are winning 3-2.

17. When I take this off Mike Shannhan and Jay Cutler will be there, and this will have all been a BAD DREAM!

18. All I need now is the cigarette.

19. Poking my eyes out was less painful than being able to watch the Broncos play

20. I just can’t bear to watch Orton throw another pick 6

21. “Tell me when it’s halftime.”

22. “It’s keeping my blood pressure down.”

23. “And what, exactly, do you think I’ll miss?”

24. Hey, this isn’t so bad!

25. I can tell by the sound of boos, who has the ball.

26. “I’m part of the Federal witness protection program. This protects me from what I am about to witness.”

27. “Hey, I’m the designated driver. This is to prevent road rage later.”

28. At least we’re not in Philly.

29. No, I’m not ashamed. One of their passes put my eyes out.

30. Now I need to get the “Hear No Orton” and “Speak No Orton” parts down.

31. They downsized the bag over my head.

32. It was either this or sign their waiver of liability for what I was about to see.

33. The blindfold came with this year’s season’s tickets.

34. Wherever you took me for my birthday, I just hope it isn’t to the Broncos game…..

35. Where’s the Pinata?

36. Yes honey, this is the same blindfold from our wedding night.

37. What? It’s either this or paying $8 a beer to forget what I’m about to witness.

38. This is how I made it through “The Exorcist” and “Alien” too.

39. Let’s play “blind man’s bluff”…I’ll guess when Orton throws an interception.

40. “With my highly developed sense of smell, I smell VICTORY! Oh, wait… My bad, it was just nachos in Section 213.”

41. “Shanahan gone?!? Cutler traded?!? Whoa, I didn’t see that coming.”

42. Has anyone seen my earplugs?

43. I’m only here to get out of mowing the lawn.

44. I’m starting the Broncos version of the Black Hole.

45. It’s ok, it just dulls the pain every time Prater misses.

46. Now I know what its like to be a Raiders fan

47. Confucious say he who wear blindfold still listen to Cris Collinsworth and hate life.

48. I prefer to think of it as “blind loyalty”.

49. if San Francisco is any indication we’re screwed

50. What? they wouldn’t allow the paper bag into the stadium.

51. “I’m just trying to see the field the way Orton sees it.”

52. I’m trying to understand how this whole “blind leading the blind” thing that’s going on.

53. Whups, typo. Meant to say:

    I’m trying to understand this whole “blind leading the blind” thing that’s going on.

54. I’m combining current sounds with the past glories in my mind and pretending all is well.

55. I’ll hold onto my season tickets but I’ll be damned if I’m going to watch this train wreck.

56. If I watch I’ll have nightmares.

57. I told myself I’d never live to see the day we stunk, and I plan on keeping that promise.

58. If you knew what was coming you wouldn’t want to watch either.

59. Wardrobe malfunction my foot. This is intentional.

60. This is better than watching Orton play

61. It came with my Josh McDaniels “Theory of Football” book.

62. Pack up the house Delores. We’re moving back to Cincinnati.

63. I’ll take it off when Chris Simms is in the game…

64. The NFL came out with a new Broncos Game Rating…”content may not be suitable for viewing: contains frequent interceptions, brutal/graphic misplays, intense horror and/or other disturbing content”.

65. I haven’t worn this blindfold since the ’49ers SB XXIV game.

66. “I’m just wearing what the QB is dear.”

67. “Kids, I know this defies what you are taught in math but in this case 8 is not better than 7.”

68. My doctor recommended it as part of my overall wellness program.

69. It is so that I can’t see his lips move when he gives the injury report or talks about “the player”.

70. corrected

    It is so that I can’t see his lips move when he gives the “injury report” or talks about “the player”.

71. Watching Orton is like staring at the sun. Too dangerous.

72. I only wear this when we’re on offense.

73. If I don’t see it, I don’t have to try and forget it.

74. What you don’t see can’t hurt you.

75. I’m afraid if I take this off I’ll bull rush Orton and get flagged.

76. I told you to pay attention Edith and tell me when one of them gets close enough, I’ll show the kids how to pin a tail on a damn donkey!

77. This way I can pretend it was a touchdown not another Ortin int

78. What did I miss? Wait, don’t tell me. I hear the boos.

79. Too bad it doesn’t do anything for that giant sucking sound.

80. just dreaming of the Elway days

81. Alright nobody look,were getting crushed again orton looks just like cutler,and i came here to see a changed team

82. Are WE aloud to demand a trade?

83. Are we allowed to demand a trade?

84. Enjoy this kids, we won’t be wasting any more of my money on this team for a while.

85. Tell me when Hillis is in.

86. Of they’re going to play this way, I’m gonna watch this way.

87. OK, I’ve got the blindfold,and I’ve had my last meal. how about a last request?????

88. Who says we can’t learn something from the Raiders fans?

89. Hey don’t judge me, i’m still in the stadium ain’t I.

90. I won’t take this off until Cris Simms is in.

91. McD and the gang told me to wear this for the remainder of the preseason so I won’t panic.

92. It could be worse, Detroit sucks outside its stadium too.

93. Shut up and get me some nachos.

94. I poked my eyes taking my contacts out, the Broncos will be fine.

95. And after the game I plan to hang myself with it.

96. Hey, watch my impression of Orton.

97. I’m not taking this off until Jim Tracy takes over the coaching duties of the Broncos, too.

98. I’m waiting for the firing squad to put me out of my misery!

99. I’m not going to wear it all of the time! Only when we are on offense, defense or when our special teams are on the field.

100. That’s it…I’ve seen enough!

101. Just wait, I won’t be the only one wearing one after the 1st quarter.

102. Let me know when the cheerleaders come by..

103. I just wanted to get Coach MacDaniels perspective.

104. I just got my eyes dilated for Orton vision…it may take a few weeks to adjust!

105. I just had my eyes dilated for Orton viewing…it may take a few weeks to adjust!

106. I don’t see anything that could stop them from winning the Super Bowl this year.

107. The people in Boulder wouldn’t let me use a brown paper bag.

108. You’re right honey! The view is much nicer from here!

109. Ready..Aim..FIRE!

110. Orton Hears a Booo!!

111. A condemned man is offered a blindfold and a cigarette but I gave up smoking.

112. I just saw the best pass from Kyle Orton yet.

113. I am gonna start singing Maddonna’s “Justify My LOVE” til there is happy thoughts!!!

114. Yes, this is the same blindfold I used during the Brian Griese days. By the way, he is a free agent…

115. I can still see better than Orton.

116. Get ones for the kids too or they may be scarred for life.

117. It’s not about Orton. I’m shielding my eyes from the reaction next time Marshall asks for a raise.

118. It used to be for the Rockies but I don’t know how to switch it to orange.

119. You husband gave me his seat because he couldn’t stand to watch anymore. He didn’t even see my blindfold!

120. We the jury, find Rasheedah Watley GUILTY of impeding Brandon Marshall’s new contract, um, I mean we find Brandon Marshall NOT GUILTY of misdemeanor battery…

121. OK. According to my “blind taste test”,The Kool-Aid NEEDS to be stronger!

122. ok…new drinking game… every time the crowd boos…drink!

123. I’ll take it off if Tom Cable punches Orton….

124. I’ll take it off if Tom Cable punches BMarsh…

125. What? It’s the blind cheering the blind!

126. C’mon! Even I saw Peyton Hillis open in the end zone!!!

127. I’m ready to play “Pin the pink slip to the worst donkey”

128. Yup, that Cutler for Orton trade looks good!

129. What? This is my Ed Hochuli costume!

130. I’m sure glad we didn’t mess with our top-rated offense!

131. I’m just watch the field like Kyle Orton.

132. Flight from Portland: $250

     Transportation from DIA: $100

     Season Tickets: $3,000

     Orton: Well – so Priceless I can’t watch

133. I had to scratch out my eyes after watching last weeks game.

134. My brothers Hear No and Speak No are sitting in 255G

135. Oh this…it’s holding my head together, it blew up after Orton’s third pick last week.

136. If “seeing is believing” I’m going with the blindfold, because I’m not believing what I’m seeing.

137. They are handing these out at the gate so we won’t boo Orton.

138. My cardiologist told me not to watch anything that would make me upset…but I’m not wasting a $125 ticket either.

139. Tell me when the McDaniels Era is over!

140. I don’t want to be considered a fair weather fan, but there’s no way I’m watching this.

141. CBS calls this Nigh Definition, it really does make the Broncos look great.

142. Aaah, this is how the playbook was created.

143. It helps me understand the defense better.

144. What? It worked for Zorro!

145. It helps me get in the same frame of mind as the defense.

146. Hey, after the 98 Nuggets and last years Avalanche I’m not taking any chances.

147. What? The supermarket wanted $.05 for a paperbag!

148. And you laughed when I said I had a perfect use for the sweatshirts that came with this year’s season tickets! Who’s laughing now?

149. Orton hasn’t passed the “eyeball test”…so I’m going with blind faith.

150. Now I just need “earplugs” so I don’t hear any more trust issues.

151. Now I just need “earplugs” so I don’te hear about any more TRUST issues.

152. Now I just need “earplugs” so I don’t hear about any more TRUST issues.

153. Its my “Orton-fold”tm. It allows me to see the field just like Kyle Orton. No open receivers, everyone is on my team!

154. Is it Rocktober yet?

155. WHAT?! I couldn’t sell our season tickets so I am going to take the Broncos motto to heart…Blind Faith…Amen

156. There selling these out front! They called them…Orton Vision…Believe me hun the game looks much better now!

157. I don’t want anyone to see me here…If the guy wasn’t selling them for $40 a piece I would have grabbed you one…

158. Good to see Greg and Tim sold their season tickets, but no here we are still! HAPPY? Let me know when it’s over…

159. Getting prepared for the stoning that is about to occur…

160. I may be a Broncomaniac but we all have our limits of what we can watch.

161. With all of this year’s controversy maybe it’s better to “stay in the dark”.

162. Hard to feel ripped off, if you can’t see what you paid for!

163. Optimism is much easier to hear and imagine, than it is to see and believe.

164. I’m starting to like what I see from the New England Broncos.

165. Hey, home town loyalty has it’s perks, so what if this time it was a blind fold.

166. I agree it could’ve been much worse… We both could’ve watched in misery…

167. It’s not a perfect design, but the game is tolerable now…

168. It’s not nearly as tough to see how Orton is better than Cutler…

169. UGGGH!!! REFILL PLEASE

170. Hey I survived your family, this is my way of surviving the season