Caption Contest!

61 thoughts on “Caption Contest!”

1. See if you can find an app for umpiring.

2. While you’re at it, text Rollie Fingers and see if he’s up for one more inning.

3. Just because you can watch instant replay doesn’t mean we can!

4. I said throw the “Splitter” not the “Twitter”…

5. What has Communication come to?

   “We’re standing in front of You, there’s no need to text us”

6. “Did YOU really call a timeout to check Facebook”

7. You’re not the first pitcher to phone it in.

8. If you only pitched as well as you played Angry Birds…

9. “You don’t say! A purple pony wandered onto your farm?”

10. Why are you tweeting that you’re going on the DL for Tommy-Thumb surgery?

11. Stop that! The NBA finals will still be going on after the game. And the next, and the next…

12. No, I don’t want to see THAT picture of Jamie McCourt!

13. The Ump has twitter on his phone, too.

14. I wish you would ‘Check In’ to the game, and not Facebook.

15. Can you please get you head out of ‘The Cloud’ while your at it?

16. #1: Can I see the “Drew Litton” cartoon next?

    #2: This could take a while. He’s renegotiating his contract.

17. 1)They just got rid of balk and made it twitter.

    2) You just got thrown out for un-friending the ump!

    3) Fine I’m sorry I tagged you in the worst pichers list now re-friend me!

18. is it easier to twitter a twit, or to teach a twit to tweet

19. Try tweeting a strike next time!

20. Keep this up and see how long until we get locked out.

21. I’m not going to call signals using your twitter account!

22. “It takes an extra special type of ego to Twitter from the mound.”

    “No, we don’t need to see another picture of Blake Lively”

    “Check to see if our flight is departing on time. We need to get out of Cleveland ASAP!”

    “Stop Tweeting your next pitch!! The other team is killing you!”

23. First it was texting while driving. Now you have to text about every pitch you make?

24. The humidor app doesn’t work, Tim Lincecum broke it after Brian Sabean cried about it.

25. “I told you I was just adjusting my cup!”

26. Why can’t you just shake off my signs like a normal pitcher?

27. He doesn’t like you checking out the strike zone replay after every batter.

28. I’m sure this isn’t how Ubaldo got out of his slump!

29. Gives a whole new meaning to conference call, doesn’t it?

30. See how you like video posted of you jumping on one leg after a wild pitch, Mr. Sharpshooter!

31. I guess Shaq’s retirement really IS a big deal.

32. Nobody will care if you announce YOUR retirment on Twitter.

33. PLY BLL!

34. UR FRD!

35. LOL LTR

36. Skipper said to text the bus league. They may have a spot for you!

37. No, there’s no app that turns balls into strikes!

38. No texting while they’re line driving!

39. Save it for the Bullpen.

40. Twitter does NOT replace learning the signs.

41. Why are you tweeting the next pitch!

42. While you’re at it, tweet the bullpen for a new pitcher.

43. Just try having no Twitter game before attempting a no hitter.

44. L8er!

45. You tell him. There is no way I am telling the ump that the next pitch is “buffering.”

46. You can tell me about it, later.

47. I already know about your last pitch.

48. The seventh-inning tweet is over.

49. The iphone5’s screen is supposed to be so good you can tweet with your glove!

50. If you could pitch half as well as you tweet I’d be a lot happier!

51. Come on! Even Pete Rose had the courtesy not to place a bet in the middle of the game.

52. What happens on the mound, stays on the mound.

53. Do NOT Tweet my picture from the locker room.

54. ” Kilroy, the Ump says, one more nasty twit about that last call and your out a here”!

55. “Johnson, the Ump doesn’t seem to enjoy seeing your comments and critiques about his play calling ability being “twitted” directly to the Score-board during the game”!

56. “Milford, the Ump says twitting an “eye-chart exam” that covers the entire score-board after every pitch is a bit much”!

57. I think the fans are giving you an Angry Bird.

58. Hey Weiner… Why don’t you go back to Congress!!!

59. We say no anchovies or the delivery boy gets thrown out!

60. Tweeting Drew’s pic of your last pitch to Dunn isn’t very sportsmanlike, Larry!

61. Now isn’t the time to update your Facebook status from “warming up” to “in the game”.